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Joe Ditzel

It Stings the Nostrils - In a Good Way

About Me



About Me


I am a stand-up comic, author and really bad golfer based in LA. I’ve done stand-up for around 13 years and have performed thousands of times for corporate events, private parties and comedy clubs. Some of my jokes appeared in the national bestseller Joke Soup. MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends and fans.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/7/2005
Band Website: joeditzel.com
Band Members:
Record Label: Rocket Fuel Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Rock Chalk Translated

A Memphis family on game night.(The Kansas Jayhawks defeated Memphis to win the 2008 NCAA Basketball Championship)...
Posted by Joe Ditzel on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:22:00 PST

Security Guard Messes Up Story

Late Friday security guard Leon Wellell began to tell his co-worker Randy Stiller about his days as a retail salesperson. Only minutes later his story got lost on a critical detail- the name of some M...
Posted by Joe Ditzel on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:34:00 PST

Wahoo’s Fish Taco Employee Asks If Everything is Alright

"Is everything alright?" Culver City resident Barry Kirko was asked seconds after being served his Banzai Bowl with Chicken and Black Beans. Kirko had yet to put a forkful of the delicious meal in his...
Posted by Joe Ditzel on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:33:00 PST

Brooks Brothers Closes Melrose Store

Traditional clothier Brooks Brothers closed their Melrose Avenue location in Los Angeles this week. "Our goal was to expand our client base to a younger customer," said Charles Harris Witherington III...
Posted by Joe Ditzel on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:41:00 PST

Facebook Buys World’s 15-22 Year Olds

To capitalize on it's popularity among high school and college students, Facebook has purchased the rights to the lives of all 15-22 year olds worldwide. The company will have full rights including di...
Posted by Joe Ditzel on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:43:00 PST

Bowling Bowling Opens

High Life Properties today opened Bowling Bowling Casino and Hotel, the newest addition to the famed Las Vegas strip. Inspired by Las Vegas institutions Circus Circus and New York New York, Bowling Bo...
Posted by Joe Ditzel on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:56:00 PST

Fuzzy Math


Posted by Joe Ditzel on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST

Theory


Posted by Joe Ditzel on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:52:00 PST

Tired Romance

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Posted by Joe Ditzel on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:53:00 PST

Laughing on the Inside

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Posted by Joe Ditzel on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:50:00 PST