When Girls Drink Too Much... |
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXI... Posted by MP5 on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:52:00 PST |
The New Way to Approve A Man |
THE NEW WAY TO APPROVE A MAN(In the way of a Credit Application) Name Last First Middle Address: Address City State Zip Telephone: Home .. Work.. Cell.. Date of Birth: Age ... Posted by MP5 on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST |
19 WAYS TO KEEP HER... |
Body: Body: 1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.[She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.[She always gets butterflies when you do it; it ma... Posted by MP5 on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:43:00 PST |
Application for a night out with the girls |
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Application for a night out with the Boys |
Name of Boyfriend/FiancĂ©/Husband:  
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75 Lessons that women must learn about relationships: |
1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. 3. If you have ANY doubt in your mind about a ma... Posted by MP5 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |