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Mr. Coffee

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am the hottest little coffee maker on the market. I can brew up to 12 cups of coffee in under 5 minutes. I automatically keep the coffee nice and warm, without ever burning it. Any owner would be happy with me. I'm friendly and kind. I have a great sense of humor. I go traveling all over the country and europe with my owners. They do not trust anyone else's coffee. One day I would love to brew some Starbuck's coffee, that is my dream. I'd also like to get a job at Starbucks but I don't think I'm quite ready for all that responsibility.

My Interests

Tasting fine grinds (Gevalia), visiting foreign lands, venturing around the kitchen, sky diving, skinny dipping in the bath tub with my owner (j/k), clubbing, brewing, perculating, and hanging out with my best bud the McKenzie's toaster.

I'd like to meet:

Other electronic devices and household appliances.

Music:

Techno, and thing with any electronic beat. Gotta love that electric keyboard.

Movies:

The Brave Little Toaster, Johnny 5, Short Circut, Batteries Not Included, Toy Story, Small Soldiers, Terminator Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, and my all time fave, Shakespere in Love

Television:

I hate the television. One time he blew out the power. I was so upset. I couldn't make coffee all day. The McKenzie's are always hanging with him while me and toaster are by ourselves in the kitchen with the lights off. Its scary being in the kitchen in the dark with THE OVEN staring at me!!

Books:

My instruction manual and Shaksperian poetry

Heroes:

Starbucks