As you can see, I am a styrofoam cup. I have many many uses, but for the most part people drink things out of me. Ususally people drink cofee out of me. Or cold beverages. Like sweet tea from the waffle house. You see, I have special thermodynamic qualities that allow me to keep cold things cold and hot things hot. That's why my cousin styrofoam cooler does what he does. Same with my friend fiberglass insulation. Chances are, you have seen someone in my family or even me today. I say we should deport Paper Cup, though. Everytime he hangs out he stays too long and starts leaking from the bottom. And his drinks all go to room temperature. What a slacker.
