bird tom

im a cockateil... meaning i whistle at myself for hours on end, in the mirror. sometimes i stare, but most of the time i just wolf whistle at myself cauz im just soo damn sexy. oh yeah, i'm also a sexist son of a gun... i hate women. minus: my owner... and my mom. other than that... umm. i enjoy sitting by the window, if i'm not on my owner's shoulder, wolf whistling at construction workers... pretty exciting ehh? tweet tweet