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Major Sajor

...ooooh, i bet...

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorDUALITY: 1: a theory that considers reality to consist of two irreducible elements or modes2: the quality or state of being dual or of having a dual nature3 a: a doctrine that the universe is under the dominion of two opposing principles one of which is good and the other evil b: a view of human beings as constituted of two irreducible elements (as matter and spirit).. THE NATION ON THE GUCHE 101 BROUGHT TO YOU BY SWITCHPOD.COM

My Interests

i'm gonna try a slide show...how fucking lame...here goesall i'm missing is a buncha pics with shallow whores all at places where the alcohol is too expensive

I'd like to meet:

puffy ami yumi...veronica mars...the snl gurls...fey rudolph n poehler...grrrrraaaoooooowwwrrrrrrr!!!!! heeeeeech fft fft! a girl who likes guns... kari byron rachel harris kaitlin olson ...and pizza

Music:

AC/DC, puffy ami yumi...pic of puffy ami n yumi as school gulls...joe hisaishi,old 50's television soundtracks,60's lounge music, surf guitar, 70's rock n disco soul,80's nuttiness,90's rock/metal, mc chris, ennio morricone,curtis mayfield...n whut nat...

Movies:

james bond movies, kung fu movies, ninja movies, action, comedy, action-comedy, ...pray for death, ernest goes to camp, johnny dangerously, ice pirates, three amigos, big trouble in lil china, dirty work, american ninja, teenage mutant ninja turtles, ghostbusters the first, predator, powerball (the old one), soylent green, apocalyse now, godfather o'course, drugstore cowboy, cheech n chong, police academy, and of course the starwarses (which i refer to as "the boba fett saga"...)...these days im really into future movies that have games of death like death race 2000, running man, powerball, battle royale...things like that...im forgetting a bunch...or maybe i just named them all?

Television:

gerhard rienke's wanderlust, creature comforts, strangers with candy, upright citizens brigade, snl, hi hi puffy ami yumi show, venture brothers, sealab, athf, perfect hair forever, space ghost, super milk chan, korgoth of barbaria, tv funhouse, wonder showzen, deathklok metalpocalypse, shinchan, family guy, simpsons...south park sometimes...history channel, which i refer to sometimes as "the hitler channel" or the "dubya-dubya-two channel"...

Books:

me i can really speak so good enough to not have to read a books all the time seeBLADAAAAOOOOOW!!!!!

Heroes:

katt williams, bond, james bond, richard pryor, cheech n chong, eddie murphy, most black comedians, hoops mcann, mahoney, hightower, tacklberry, starwars, ninjas, ol skewl rock stars, die hard, conan the barbarian, conan the talk showian, stern, fred, artie, robin, bababooey, richard christie, sal the stockbroker, crazy people, dabadass-super twink; jd, crazy alice, eric the midget, daniel carver, riley martin, indiana jones, han solo, lieutenant frank drebin of police squad teenage mutant ninja turtles, hulk hogan, bruce lee, godzilla, sho kosugi, jackie chan, daniel la russo, mr. miyagi, kung fu chinkers, beat takeshi , turbo kelly and ozone TKO crew fo' showin' whitey how to dance, ice pirates, johnny dangerously

My Blog

pure fuckin pwnage

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Posted by Major Sajor on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:44:00 PST

i was thinkin’ about joinin’ the marines because of this poster


Posted by Major Sajor on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:14:00 PST

testin’ out my tiny new camera

magic!...it's everywhere!
Posted by Major Sajor on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:11:00 PST

joe hisaishi, my favorite of score dudes

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Posted by Major Sajor on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:12:00 PST

holy shit, niiiiceeeh

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Posted by Major Sajor on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:09:00 PST

2:40 RED HOT MINI VAAAAAAN!

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Posted by Major Sajor on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:25:00 PST

rare M.C. Chris appearance ala Jeannie Tate

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Posted by Major Sajor on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:32:00 PST

the film kids at me ol school woulda never come up with something this good

another decent waste of time...gay zombies!!!
Posted by Major Sajor on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:33:00 PST

this is kinda scary in a real way

i'm looking for an exciting career, and this called out to me
Posted by Major Sajor on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:45:00 PST

another worthy waste of time

the girl in fatguy stuck in internet named liz cackowski does somethin else worth your time ...
Posted by Major Sajor on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:39:00 PST