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Noisetank

Snatching Defeat From The Jaws of Success

About Me

While it's true that I am a miserable individual, I can honestly admit that I'm not nearly as miserable as I pretend to be.

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My Interests

Currently, I'm obsessed Gary Puckett. I know you don't know who that is. I'll say this, he had a number 2 hit in the late 60's with a song that involved nailing an underage girl.

I'd like to meet:

I'm willing to meet just about anyone. The problem, seems to be that no one wants to meet me. I dunno, maybe Helder a.k.a. the ProphetSkelter and Steve a.k.a Sajor(Finally met them in person). I'd also really like to meet Chuck Palahniuk and Brett Easton-Ellis. If you don't know who they are, go read a book!

Music:

Listen to more Zeppelin

Movies:

Big Trouble in Little China is perhaps the single greatest thing put on film .

Television:

The Boondocks is back.

Books:

I recommend any/ all books by my favorite author Chuck Palahniuk. Anything by Larry Hama or Nicholas Pileggi.I am Half way through the Journey to the west(the first 2 volumes) translated by Anthony Yu.

Heroes:

The Prophetskelter and Sajor. Chuck Palahniuk. Sabu and Rob Van Dam. The Prom Ninja. Anyone who is smarter than me...which is just about everyone.

My Blog

Time’s Up, Sorry I Kept You

Where the hell have I been? It's the question no one has asked, well, except for maybe me. What causes my prolonged absence from society? If Should gently drift into mental illness would anyone n...
Posted by Noisetank on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:59:00 PST

Cogito Ergo Sum

Studies have proven that music has properties that affect the human body. It has even been proven that music can promote growth in plants. Now these effects are mostly positive and can be quite remark...
Posted by Noisetank on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:09:00 PST

Return of The living Dead

As time moves on, so too must we change with it. I've been shacked up in my fortress of hermitude for the last month and a half due to an unexpected shift at work. Well, that's a lie. I'm just trying ...
Posted by Noisetank on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:53:00 PST

Never Mind Your Fingers, I've Got Blisters On My Brain

So in their infinite wisdom and/or compassion, our evil union, the apwu has decreed that no casual clerk may work between the hour of 12 pm and 1 pm. Why I cannot say. Being a union member by proxy, I...
Posted by Noisetank on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST

Estou cansado

So the phrase goes," In every life a little rain must fall". Normally I wouldn't bother with tripe like that, but it's hard to deny when seemingly unrelated things happen all of a sudden. The first sc...
Posted by Noisetank on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:06:00 PST

Woe is I

2007 has arrived, and it's taken me until February to make my state of the Noisetank address. What a way to start things off. First and foremost, my contempt for humanity is as strong as ever. Awesome...
Posted by Noisetank on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:22:00 PST

Where's your head at?

It's time for me to once again tackle the subject of organized religion. It's a thing that I like to distance myself from, however(like always), it stuck it's ugly nose in my business. I've been hard ...
Posted by Noisetank on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST

Portrait of Ruin

Things used to be simple, when I was unemployed that is. I had a regular schedule with thing to look foward to on certain days. I was in charge.Now that I'm working, the days have blended into a never...
Posted by Noisetank on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:05:00 PST

It's been a long time...

So, I have sort of dropped off the radar lately. I haven't made my usual appearances on the Nation radio show. I've not posted any updates for a good reason. I had to deal with two moves one massive o...
Posted by Noisetank on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:03:00 PST

...Not Fade Away

Friends and fellow Nation listeners (I'm convinced you exist), the worst has come to pass. Sajor has been called to Valhalla like the mighty Einherjar before him. No longer a part of the Nation, Helde...
Posted by Noisetank on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 06:24:00 PST