"There is no real me. Only an entity; something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand, and feel flesh gripping yours. And maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
Here's all you need to know about Tim, for now: I like to be liked, I love to be loved. I like people to feel comfortable around me, and I always try to make everybody feel like they can be themselves around me, regardless of who they are, or what their current outfit demands of them. For those who don't like me, I don't really give a flying fuck what they say or think about me. I'm neither afraid nor ashamed to introduce anybody to any member of my family; my parents will give you diabetes with how sweet they are, my little sister will put Fonzie to shame with her awesomeness, and my big brother will bring George Carlin and Mitch Hedberg back to life with his sense of humor. Video games are like second nature to me. I will fuck you up in Guitar Hero, Rock Band, Call of Duty, etc., and leave you a bloody mess. I own three lightsabers. I own an acoustic guitar, and an electric guitar modeled after Dimebag Darrell's guitar. Incidentally, I have no idea how to play them. I have an Xbox 360, and I also have an HDTV that makes it look super pretty. I also just bought a paintball gun, and no matter how hard you practice, my aim will always be better than yours, sucker. I know math like the back of my hand. Speaking of the back of my hand, my knuckles barely exist anymore because I've punched one too many walls. I have more DVD's than I can count on all my fingers and toes. I know for a fact that RAZR and Sidekick cameras suck... see my most recent photos. I make it a point to catch Adult Swim every single night. The only shows I'll watch on Adult Swim are: Aqua Teen, the Boondocks, the Brak Show, Family Guy, Futurama, Harvey Birdman, Metalocalypse, the Oblongs, Robot Chicken, and the Venture Brothers. I constantly spew out quotations from Futurama, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Robot Chicken, and the Simpsons. I weigh 40 pounds soaking wet with a brick in each pocket. The only girl in the whole world that has all my heart right now is a kitty a few blocks away named Pandora. What you're looking at is a kid with the world on the horizon. I may not be in a desirable position right now, but keep your eye on me. I can bring this world to its knees.
World of Warcraft:
Name: Gunmoll
Server: The Venture Co.
Level: 52
Race: Gnome
Class: Mage
Specialization: Ice
"...and if he falls, he fights from his knees."
A note to anybody who wants to be my friend: It's normal for me to get about six requests from an automatic mailer, created by a porn site. It's happened too much, and I'm fucking sick of it. So if you want to add me as a friend, just send me a message on Myspace, and I'll send you the last name that you need to verify that you are... you know... human. Not a douchebag.
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