Member Since: 10/6/2005
Band Members: The Evolution of Entertainment. A Professional Pop Culture Prophet.
Influences: Stiffy the Robot was once a human being named Pener Tices. He originates from Another Planet. Pener Tices was employed on an outer space vessel that produced and sold robot workers and soldiers to various planets, sub-planets, countries within planets and and outer space fleets. During a falling out with a fellow employee Pener's coffee was doused with the ever toxic Lucigen when his back was turned. Lucigen is a mercury based lubricant used to excelerate the performance of the robots, if swallowed by a human the results can be deadly. On September 30th 1999 Pener Tices drank the lucigen that was purposely poured into wis coffee with the intent to kill. Pener immediately went into convulsions until he reached a comatoased state. Several hours later he awoke in the form of a robot as the mercury had intoxicated his blood stream turning his entire body into a hard metallic steel-like material. His joints were stiff and his movement was limited. Once brought to his feet by medics he bagan to slowly wonder around the space vessel aimlessly in a frankenstien like trance. The crew aboard the ship all feared that Pener's condition could become contagious so they all agreed to eject him from the ship. His body was then left floating in outer space with no direction. Several weeks later he busted through the ozone and at speeds of over a thousand miles per hour he landed head first onto the planet earth. He was discovered and taken into custody by a young man named Hime Horje. Hime had a tough time carrying Pener across town because due to lack of proper lubricants Pener's body had become extremely heavy and stiff. Hime jokingly gave him the name "Stiffy". Stiffy the Robot became his full name because Hime had to basically re-program Stiffy, teaching him how to move, act and talk. His teaching methods were executed through music. Beats and rhythms were used to get Stiffy's altered mined to connect to the actions of his body movements. And he taught Stiffy how to speak by using rhymes to assimutate certain objects with similar sounding words.
To make long story short. As time went on Stiffy the Robot learned to rap to the best beats in the world and could communicate through his only perception of interaction. People by the thousands were amazed by his animated antics and catapolted him to a status level of "Evolution of Entertainment"
Now lets get down cuz it's time to jam, rhymes on beats like cheese on ham.
Sounds Like: A ridiculous rambling robot delivering the tightest lines over the sickest beats ever made.
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