Skateboarding. Snowboarding. Reading. Movies. Bowling. Scheming. Shennanigans. Hi-jinks. Mischief. My cat Nikiro (best cat ever, way better than your dumb cat!). Hi-fivin'. Low-fivin'. Pretty much any type of fivin'. Secret Handshakes. Eating good food. Pinball. Video Games. Tapeworms. Drinking Tea.
Godzilla's gynecologist, Mr. T, a monkey in a hawaiian shirt and sunglasses, That fucker who stole my video game watch in the 3rd grade, girls, dogs takin' muthafuckin' dumps yeah!
Whore out your crappy videos at MySpace.com
My record collection. California Soul, Bill Withers, Everybody loves the sunshine - just bees and things and flowers... 70's soul, funk, disco. Blackbyrds, Brass Construction, Grover Washington, Lonnie Liston Smith, Diana Ross, Emotions, Donna Summer, Herbie Hancock, etc. Hip Hop, J5, Pharcyde, E.P.M.D., Black Moon, Del, Souls of Mischief, Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth, Rakim, NWA, P.E., Lyrics Born, Grandmaster Flash, Soulsonic Force, Nas, Wu-Tang, Jeru, KRS, etc. Fugazi, Minor Threat, Gorilla Biscuits, SNFU, DRI, Suicidal Tendencies, Samhain, Slayer, Metallica, ACDC, Dead Kennedys, Green Day, X-Ray Spex, Decendents, Bad Religion, Bad Brains, etc. Smiths, Pixies, anything sappy and British.
Zitlover, J-horror, Pre-CG Peter Jackson, Dead Alive, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Thing, Audition, Peter Greenaway, David Lynch, Cronenberg, Bad Santa, Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, Story of Riki, Anime, Blaxploitation, Kung-fu, Hong Kong Action, Tai Chi 2, Drunken Master 2, Fist of Legend, Nun-sploitation, Cheesy Horror, Italian horror, Dario Argento, Fulci, Street Trash, Old John Waters, Toxic Avenger, Dumb comedies, King Ralph, Clifford, any Chris Farley, Older Cohen Brothers etc. Matrix sucks!!!
Human Giant, WKYK, A-team, The Office, Trailer Park Boys, Strangers With Candy, Daily Show, Chappelle, sometimes SNL/Mad TV, shitty reality shows sometimes, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Degrassi, Hockey, 24.
Joe R. Lansdale, Road Dahl, Comics, Neil Gaimen, Manga, Tao Te Ching, Big Asses Magazine, Bee Season, Parasite Rex, College Algebra, Their Eyes Were Watching God.
My Mom, HH the DL, King Jr, Ghandi, pre-Tobey McGuire Spiderman, William Hung, my best friend Jeff (R.I.P.)