Double Trouble! |
You're, like, totally missing out if you're not checking these out!
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:53:00 GMT |
Shockingly, my humility remains intact. |
July 13th, 2007: The first, and only, time I performed stand-up comedy. From what I understand, most comedians start their careers by relying on the classic standards of "shock" or "fart humor". Evide...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:43:00 GMT |
The Death of Testicules |
After about a 2-year long run with the greatest name I've ever created, it's time to retire the mantle that so many young women (and, surprisingly, so many young men) tried to add as their friend sole...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:57:00 GMT |
I’ll tumblr for you. |
From now on, all correspondence will be located at this new location. Until that one gets blocked at work too and I have to take my wares elsewhere.
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:46:00 GMT |
Commercial Trendspotting! |
I'm starting to like this new trend in commercials of slow-motion photography against a simple piano music soundtrack. I've only seen two such commercials, but that's good enough for me. The first, an...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:18:00 GMT |
Kill all atheists! And CILFs! |
Today, there was a news story about "The Golden Compass", a new fantasy movie starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig that is being boycotted by a bunch of Christian folks because the novels (and...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:02:00 GMT |
An interesting day |
First post in awhile, I know, but I haven't had many strange days like these recently to blog about. It's probably because of my hermetic lifestyle. Anyway, today included:- Being forced to stay up la...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:49:00 GMT |
Hittin' the walls and workin' the middle. |
You're gonna want to head over to this link and watch the video (yes, all 9 minutes of it) if you want to hear such great new catchphrases like:
"With a penis all up in your vagina you ain't have no ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:41:00 GMT |
Massively Important Notes |
Yeah, so, I haven't been writing here. Oh well. Boo-hoo. Get over it. But that doesn't mean I haven't been writing. In fact, I've been doing all sorts of fun stuff. Like ...
1. Editing The Coming - a...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 00:20:00 GMT |
The Great Bathroom Psychic Experiment |
My work bathroom is tight. Literally.
There's only one urinal, and that's usually unflushed, full of extremely yellowish-orange leftovers. There are two stalls, but unless you get lucky and...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:18:00 GMT |
