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Yo' Mamma

eat baby eat

About Me

i gots the gold walking boots on. where to go, where to go?! luchador por vida!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

cooking,eating,cutting a rug and bust'n moves as best a my white ass can,play'n in the water, in the snow,in the rain and in the sunshine,in typhoons too,in the bushes and on the beach.travelling.laughing.crafting,leg wrestling ,thumb wrestling, tongue wrestling,mud wrestling,flying low,sipping spirits and sucking souls, tongue wagging,drooling,schooling,tool'n,fool'n,fonduing,seared meats,eating critters,streaking and freak'n. walkin the dawgs, and cats.cruise'n with the kiddos. play'n with knives. wicked shoes, not cumfy ones.

I'd like to meet:

tupac ,jimi hendrix ,elvis and liberace, but not for a long ,long time. captain jack sparrow all the time!!!

Music:

everything except cuntry and classical and pop crap 2 live crew,poison idea,girlband,donny hathaway,motorhead,iron maiden,load levellors,operation ivy,billie holiday,frank and nancy sinatra, snoop dogg,supremes,tescoe vee,parliament,free beer,freecowboy hats,adolescents,bad brains,jah rule,bob,al duvall,the briefs,excessives,the shivs,junkie death squad,chix pack,dayglo abortions,ray charles,jackson 5,james brown,metallica,marvin gaye,etta james,hot latin numbers,celia cruz,kiss,robert johnson,tito puente,the new bomb turks.....just to name a few

Movies:

zit lover,ichi the killer ,dead alive.strange brew.bruce lee flics,john waters flics,james bond. basically splatter and gore or something that'll make ya laugh so hard ya cry pee.

Television:

southpark,simpsons,family guy.trailer park boys. tv sucks, and not very good. sesame street, 70's soul train fantasy island(i think, its been a long while)

Books:

everything by john irving,s.e hinton,stienbeck,tom robbins the taste of man.charlottes web,where the wild things are.kids books in general the sex of food.coin locker babies. glossy paged cook book porn. nothing too heavy cuz they make me too sad,

Heroes:

the white tiger that got roy (or was it sigfried?) mi madre for putting up with all my caca. my grandparents for giving me the travel bug. my friends for helping me up when i've fallen down.or held my hair outta my face when i hurled all around. my super bambino for being the coolest, best kid on the planet!!!