Blender

Hi im Blender! Well..i like to blend things thats what i do. I like blending alcohalic drinks. Its makes me feel tipsy. Sometimes my owner is really stupid and puts big ice chunks in me. Damn it messes up my blades. My owner has no common sense. You can pretty much put anything in me and I'll blend it. But dont get any weird ideas. I "only" blend foods and drinks. But hey im open for new things. I like to go to clubs their ultra fab. Me and my lover televison like to pole dance. Well I enjoy long walks on the beach and sailing too. Well feel free to send me a messege. Im one freaky blender, yeah...............................