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Chair

Would you like to sit down?

About Me



I'm a chair. I'm a very well-rounded chair with my own friends and hobbies. Life never seems to get boring when you're a chair.

My Interests

I like to provide tired or lazy people alike with a place to sit and rest their bones for a while. I like to listen to music, and occasionally I paint. Still life, mostly.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Josh Baldwin. He seems like a nice man.

Music:

My favorite band is Toad the Wet Sprocket. Kenny Loggins is pretty good, too. And I've been known to listen to some Air Supply when no one's around. Usually if I get caught listening to Air Supply, I just get folded up and put in the closet.

Movies:

My favorite movie is "Fight Club." My brother was in it, you know! Edward Norton sat on him in one of the self-help seminar scenes! He's a celebrity where I come from, really.

Television:

I like anything on Lifetime, I guess. I'm not really picky about what I watch.

Books:

I just finished "The Perks of Being a Wallflower." I must say... mmm... masterpiece!

Heroes:

FDR. Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Now there's a man who knew how to sit. He was an inspiration to us all.

My Blog

My vacation

Hello, everybody! I just got back from my dream vacation. And dare I say, it was beautiful. I'd been planning this since I was a teenager, and I finally found myself in a financial situation comf...
Posted by Chair on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 12:55:00 PST

Popeye's for dinner

Oh my, I'm so popular now! The surge in friend requests has been kind of overwhelming after I got posted on CollegeHumor.com! I don't know how I'm gonna find the time to reply to all these commen...
Posted by Chair on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:28:00 PST

My first post on my MySpace blog

Hi. This is my first kind of attempt at online friendmaking, so I'm hoping this goes okay. I've always gotten along pretty well with people, so there shouldn't be any real problem, I guess. I don't kn...
Posted by Chair on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 11:25:00 PST