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The Jessmeister

It is drinking of good liquor, that has caused my heart to sing.

About Me

~I'm
All About~

Acting *Singing *Folk music *Film making *Film watching *Photography *Picnics *Beautiful paintings *Fashion *Vogue *Shoes *Candy floss *Fairytales *Toffee apples *Nights infront of the tv, with a blanket and some chocolate *Cuddles *Ferris wheels *Carousels *Ye Olde English Folklore, myths and legends *Uncontrollable fits of the giggles *Orchestras *Choirs *Shopping *Music *Laughter *Fireworks *Snow *Dance *Cheap but beautiful jewellery *Comedy *Theatre *Musicals *Friends and family *London *Travelling *Kinder Egg toys *Kids' tv *Beaches *Shakespeare *Coleridge *Discovering new and exciting music *Roller coasters *A good tv drama *Hubba Bubba *Hot chocolate *Cinammon *Ginger bread *Toy swords *Pick 'n' Mix *Candles *Lava Lamps *Hats *Old photographs *Castles *Fairies *Celtic legends *Cartoons *Anime *Expensive merchandise *Pashminas *Summer rain *Exploring *Thunder storms *Flowers *Period costume *Animal print *Surrealism *Camden Market *Star gazing *Computer games *Gigs *Cats *Monkeys *Dragons *Ducks *Rabbits *Posters *Getting mail *Birthdays *Christmas *Cream Soda *Badges *Lakes *Mountains *Forests *Glastonbury Festival *Juke Boxes *Archery *Fencing *Stage combat *Old pubs *History *Big earrings *Beads *Silk *Lace *Hair dye *The smell of rain *Art galleries *Museums *Fizzy Strawberry Laces *The smell of nail varnish & Board markers *Waterfalls *The Lake District *Wales *Ireland *Scotland *Canal boats *Camping *Caves *Aimless wandering *Haribo *Cider *Mozzerella *Noodles *Avocado *Olives *Sesame Snaps *Nutella on crackers *Lashings of Ketchup *Cheesey chips *Flea Markets *Charity shops *Vintage clothes *Guitars *Antiques *Retro *Men in pointy shoes *Skinny men *Pretty men *Geek Chic *Men in skinny jeans *Converses ..
~I'm
Not About~


*Selfishness *Arrogance *Ignorance *Unoriginality *Deep water *Small spaces *Eels *Fish *Moths *Brussell Sprouts *Broad Beans *Christmas Pudding *The orange peel in Marmalade *Wobbly chairs *Chipped nail varnish *Lack of motivation *Glitter that sticks EVERYWHERE *Losing pen lids *Losing anything *Not being able to put my posters on my wall straight *The first time new shoes get dirty *Lack of imagination * Being lonely *Disliking people *Getting really excited about something, only to end up being disappointed *The smell of tar, nail varnish remover and petrol *People who swallow loudly *Not being able to sleep *My inability to keep track of time *Not being able to write songs *When my glasses feel wonky *Trying to lose weight.
So, hi, I'm Jess. I'm 21. As you can see from my little list above, I'm rather fond of performing, so, to help myself along in my ambition to act/sing professionally, I study Performing Arts at Demontfort University, and I love every second of it. Only 2 years late!! I'm a "professional" film and tv extra and have worked alongside some amazing people, including julie Walters, Kiera Knightley, Cillian Murphy, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Thompson, Maggie Smith, Imelda Staunton and Michael Gambon. For some odd reason, one of my biggest ambitions is to be in a music video. I have no idea why, it just looks like a lot of fun. I'd also LOVE to be The Dr's Companion in Dr Who. I reckon it's pretty much the best tv role a girl could get. I'd also LOVE to be Kate/Lucy in Avenue Q, and the narrator in Joseph. I did a lot of big stage shows when I was at school and was cast as Mme Thenardier in Les Mis. It was an awesome experience. I really want to write and make a film, and my head is frustratingly full of ideas that never come to fruition. I wish I could knit. I easily get very obsessed over things like films, bands or tv shows. My current obsession is folk music. Umm, I work in a theatre, which is fun. Can't think of anything else to say so...Laterz. Thanks for reading xxxx
Blea Tarn, Lake District, the most beautiful place in the world!

My Interests



We found Seth Lakeman in wicker form at Glasto. How cool!!

I'd like to meet:


Anyone crazy and funny. People with interesting stories to tell. People with the same interests as me. People to laugh with. I like a wacky sense of humour. Mmm I'd also like to meet Simon Pegg, he actually shizzles my nizzle! And Ricky from the Kaiser Chiefs. He's funny. And Alex Zane. And Ricky Gervais. And the Boosh Boys. Ooh, and Russell Brand, he wears women's trousers, don'tcha know!? AND Chris Corner...YUM! And Mitchell and Webb. Mainly Webb. And Billie Piper and David Tennant. And Seth Lakeman again, he's STUNNING. Ok so when I wrote again I meant for the second time. Which now I have. YAY! But...AGAIN! Actual obssession! Lots of people really. I'm a bit sad like that. I HAVE met Noel Fielding, but I think he thought I was mean. I wasn't mean, honest! ='( I've also met Mark Morriss, from The Bluetones. He's pretty much my idol, so that was pretty awesome. He's beautiful mmm. He signed a tea towel for me. Yes, a tea towel! Also finally got to meet Jake Shillingford. He's AMAZING! Now only Chris Corner to meet and I'll have met my musical heroes WOOT!
I like to pretend I read lots. I wish I did read lots. I like to put on my Robin Hood boots and run through forests pretending I'm an outlaw, or an elf. I want to live in an old tumble down house at the foot of a mountain, the shore of a lake and the edge of a forest, with a big log fire and dark oak furniture. I want to sing and write and play lots of instruments. I want to make a coming of age film. I want to own a beautiful medieval dress. I want to have a masked ball and a huge banquet. I want to visit every castle in Britain. I want to explore every nook and cranny. I want to fight with swords and bows and arrows. I like to pretend I'm a knight. I want to make pretending to be a knight into a career. I wish girls could be knights. I like to pretend that things never really changed. I like to pretend it's hundreds of years ago. I want to own an outfit or item from every era of history. I wish time travel was possible. When I have my own house, it'll be like stepping back in time. I like to run down mountains and jump from rock to rock. I like to pretnd I'm king of the world. I like to explore and go on adventures and make up stories. I want to own a bike with a basket. I wish I could cycle well. I like to pretend I can fly. I want to own a polaroid camera. I want to be able to capture every moment. I want to be a pirate an a musketeer. I'd rather be the romantic hero than the damsel in distress. I like usless but interesting facts. I wish I knew more. I wish I was more eloquent. I love mountain tops shrouded in clouds.
This is THE most beautiful worship song EVER! Written by the AMAZING Delirious?:
I’m waiting here for my life to change, When the waters stir you can rearrange me. Just one touch is all I need, I’ve nothing much but the wounds I feel, I've come to find the hand of the miracle man.
Holy, you are holy, Who was and is and is to come. Holy, you are holy, Saviour, Healer, I’m standing at the feet of the miracle maker.
I’m holding on, with your life in mine, Living water’s come, And you’ve rearranged me.
Holy you are holy, Who was and is and is to come. Holy, you are holy, Saviour, healer, I’m staring in the face of the miracle maker.
Holy, you are holy, Who was and is and is to come. Jesus, precious Jesus, Thank you, Saviour, I’m walking in the shoes of my miracle maker. I’m standing with the faith of a miracle maker
I watched this video after a recommendation from Mark Morriss.

Music:

I like music that makes me dance, music that makes me sing, music that makes me smile, music that makes me cry and music that makes life seem better. Music should always tell a story. "Music is the glue of the world."
*Seth Lakeman *Cara Dillon *Karine Polwart *Ruth Notman *Mika *IAMX *Robots In Disguise *Bluetones *The Hoosiers *Jack Penate *Kate Nash *Eskimo Disco *My Life Story *Exile Inside *Jake Shillingford *Kate Bush *The Pipettes *The Boy Least Likely To *Lily Allen *The Klaxons *Clannad *Regina Spektor *Imogen Heap *Portishead *David Bowie *Kula Shaker *Duran Duran *Placebo *Echo And The Bunnymen *Queen *The Monkees *Steps *Five *Take That *Backstreet Boys *Boyzone *S Club 7 *Alanis Morrisette *Michael Jackson *Many, many, many more!
Soundtracks: *Lord of The Rings *The Matrix *Rent *Jesus Christ Superstar *Les Mis *Robin of Sherwood *Velvet Goldmine *Empire Records *The Phantom of The Opera *Lost Boys *Avenue Q *Spaced

Movies:

Romantic, funny, exciting, happy, sad, poignant, dangerous, confusing, clever, inspirational, frightening, surreal, unusual.
Favourite directors: *Baz Luhrman *Joel Schuhmacher *Peter Jackson *Tim Burton *Edgar Wright.
Films *The Lord of the Rings Trilogy *The Matrix Trilogy *The Bourne Trilogy *The Mission Impossible Trilogy *The Pirates of The Caribbean Trilogy *Hairspray *Wanted *Atonement *Moulin Rouge *Strictly Ballroom *The Phantom Of The Opera *Romeo + Juliet *Pandaemonium *Trainspotting *Hamlet *The Prestige *300 *Dear Frankie *Sweeney Todd *Starter For Ten *Run Fat Boy Run *Shaun Of The Dead *Hot Fuzz *Sin City *Empire Records *Shallow Grave *Buffalo Soldiers *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind *Nightwatch *Labyrinth *Severance *The Dark Crystal *Phonebooth *28 Days Later *The Village *All the Harry Potter films *Finding Neverland *Velvet Goldmine *Lost Boys *City Of Lost Children *Amelie *King Kong *V For Vendetta *ElizabethTown *Closer *Legend *Rent *Edward ScissorHands *Garden State *Casino Royale *Ballet Shoes *The Warriors *Many, many, many more!
My list of favourite films is well long and would take an age to write, so this is just a small section.

Television:

Most of the Tv I like doesn't show anymore. The BBC and C4 are the rulers of terrestrial! Here's a "small" list.
*Dr Who *The Mighty Boosh *Family Guy *Spaced *Heroes *Robin Hood *Robin of Sherwood *Spooks *Hustle *Extras *The Office *The IT Crowd *Hogfather *Gormenghast *This Morning *Doctors *Primeval *Many, many, many more!

Books:

*Discworld *Harry Potter *Gormenghast *Left Behind *The Lord Of The Rings *The Hobbit *Dracula *The Phantom Of The Opera *The Diceman *Jim Giraffe *Walking On Glass

Heroes:

Firstly and most importantly, God! The others aren't really heroes, they're just people I admire.
*Simon Pegg *Liv Tyler *Billie Piper *Mark Morriss *Sportacus *Jake Shillingford *MacGyver *The Doctor (Dr Who) *Robin Hood *Will Scarlett *David Tennant *John Simm *Chris Corner *Virgil Tracy *Seth Lakeman *Marc Warren *Vince Noir/Noel Fielding
The people I admire most are actors and actresses, dancers, singers, artists, photographers, musicians and writers. Creative people, who have got where they are through hard work. I have a very long list of favourite actors and actresses! David Tennant, Marc Warren and John Simm are my FAVOURITE actors EVER EVER EVER! And Billie Piper and Liv Tyler are RIGHT up there too! And of course, I admire my family and friends!

My Blog

Glasto 2008!

Glasto 2008, what can I say!?  INCREDIBLE, AWESOME, I WANNA STAAAAAAAAAY FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEVER!!!!!!  We saw the most AMAZING bands: The Hoosiers Kate Nash The Feeling The Bluetones (wanted t...
Posted by The Jessmeister on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:23:00 PST

Glastonbury 2007 Alcohol and mud...not a good combo.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeezy folk!  So, this is my Glasto story, from beginning to end.  So, sit back, relax and enjoy... I stupidly decided to wake up at 7am on Wednesday, just to make sure I was ready...
Posted by The Jessmeister on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:09:00 PST

The Bluetones, koko

So, that ROCKED!! I've now seen the Bluetones a grand total of 5 times and I can honestly say I enjoyed this gig more than any of the others.  Not least because I FINALLY actually met Mark Morris...
Posted by The Jessmeister on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

The Fabulous World of IAMX...Check It!

Here's some videos and songs from the Fabulous world of Chris Corner, aka IAMX, one of the best performers/singers/songwriters around.  For those of you who don't know him, YOU SHOULD, and for th...
Posted by The Jessmeister on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:56:00 PST

Things What I Like. Just cool pics and videos and stuff.

This is Julian Beever.  Not only does he have one of the best names ever, but he also does the most amazing art work.  It's all done in chalk.  Check it! More cool stuff.  Th...
Posted by The Jessmeister on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:53:00 PST

Read and be AMAZED!!! Sorta

  If Filch (the old creepy lookin' dude, for those not acquainted with Harry Potter) was to move a few steps to either side, you WOULD be able to see me in all my evil Slytherin glory!  WO...
Posted by The Jessmeister on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:24:00 PST

I'm gonna be on the tellie!

So, Thursday and Friday were AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING! I went to Chiswick (woke up at 5am!) to take part in the filming of major BBC series "New Tricks" starring Alun Armstrong (one of the lovlie...
Posted by The Jessmeister on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:52:00 PST

Possibly the BEST day EVER!

Yesterday was an AMAZING day! It all started at 10am when I had a really good driving lesson, my best and most fun yet.  Then I got a phonecall from my casting agent asking if I wanted a job!&nbs...
Posted by The Jessmeister on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:43:00 PST

And lo, it endeth

For the past 3 weeks, the theatre where I work has been busy, busy, busy.  Filled with the famous and the not so famous, all working on the legend that is The Arena Christmas Panto, this year...P...
Posted by The Jessmeister on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 05:32:00 PST

Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrristmaaaaaaaaaass!!

Ho ho ho!!  So, this is my first blog in a very long time.  But, I thought "as it's Christmas I'll send some love and joy across my friends list!"   So....MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NE...
Posted by The Jessmeister on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 05:49:00 PST