ben of the green

I am 23 years old, I have incredibly long ginger hair, which I stole from chris evans when he was getting drunk with Zig and Zag. For some insane reason I have just finished doing a BA in performing arts in Melton mowbray, (where the pies come from) Every day in melton is like being stuck inside a Tardis, which is stuck inside a giant snowglobe, which is stuck inside a directors cut version of emmerdale. But apart from that.... I perform comedy in night clubs , I make short films about ewoks, and i plan to destroy the houses of parliament( for real this time) And one day i would like to save and nuture all the lost disinfranchisid, dissalliousned, young men and women who have been betrayed, and brutally violated by the godawful shite education system of this sorry piece of rotting earth that we called england.Sperm WarsI believe in truth, love,poetry and 24 hour house partys.