MY UNCLE BILLY HAD A 10 FOOT WILLY
HE SHOWED IT TO THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNAKE AND CUT IT WITH A RAKE
AND NOW ITS ONLY 4 FOOT 4
Uncle Billy had it rough.
Alreet!
I'm Sarah.
Yes, I have very big hair.
And yes, it does tend to form dreadlocks.
And yes, you can touch it, but only if you ask my permission.
I really like to smell things.
I like to do childish things like colour in.
But I can also be pretty grown up when I need to be.
....but that is only when I need to be.
My friends are very very important.
As is my brother.
He's nang.
I have a cat, a frog and a toad.
But they're all back home in London.
Which is where I'm orginally from.
But I now live in Leicestershire in a wonderful little place called Brooksby.
Where I do a Performing Arts degree.
And no, it is not a course for idiots.
And yes, I do take offence to that comment.
If you drive, please always stop for me on zebra crossings.
I love photos.
Which is why there's bare on my profile.
Chocolate raisins are the way to my heart.
What makes Sarah beam?
eating chicken korma
-eating lasagne
-eating cakes
-just eating in general
-tacky plastic jewellery
-smiling at strangers
-having strangers smile back at me
-being in water
-Michael Jackson
-being the banker in Monopoly
-charity shops, car boot sales & flea markets
-home made videos
-mini milks
-ski-slope noses
-lovely people
-sound effects
-overground train journeys
-the way my old English teacher used to constantly choke on air
-prodding big fuzzy afros
-facepaints on my FACE
-tap dancing
-the way 'Westlife' always stand up to sing the key change chorus
-the enthusiasm of the hosts on wildlife shows
-pre-peeled chestnuts
-the boy in Oliver! who swings the pocket watch and it lands in his pocket
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What makes Sarah go "Grrrr..."?
-people who scum up our streets with their phlegm
-looking shiny all the time
-periods
-when sunglasses leave a dent round your eyes
-receiving bath sets as a gift
-when skin forms on my warm milk
....its very upsetting.
-smoking
-people who regard dance as "not a real subject"
-fighting and racism and prejudism and sexism and all the ism's
-the way Tracker bars pretend to be healthy but they're just really not
-when people refer to my university as "college"
-when there's jam or something in the margarine tub
Why you should be friends with Sarah....
I'll provide you with everything you need to know about bisons and Michael Jackson. Clearly this is essential knowledge to have. I'll also let you touch my hair (only friends are entitled to this privilege), I'll burn CDs for you, tell you lame jokes about legless spiders looking like raisins, and drink milk with you so you don't feel embarrassed. Blimey! What a fantastic friend I am!!
SCAB AND MATTER CUSTARD, SNOT AND BOGIE PIE
DEAD DOGS GIBLETS, GREEN CATS EYE
SPREAD IT ON BREAD, SPREAD IT ON THICK
WASH IT ALL DOWN WITH A CUP OF COLD SICK
beautiful.
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M Meat I Eat
U Urine. I Make Urines
R Right Handed
P Pretty Much Female
H Haemoglobin Enthusiast
Y Yep Thats Me Below
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