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The Hoosiers

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About Me


The 4th single
COPS AND ROBBERS
in shops now!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/16/2005
Band Website: thehoosiers.co.uk
Band Members:
Irwin Sparkes
yodel-ier, geetar

Martin "crying, talking, sleeping, walking" SkarenDAHL
bass/wonky of legs

Alfonso Sharlando
Stick-Ferret

Influences: Greetings traveller,

Growing up in monastery's around the outskirts of Antarctica proved a musically challenging environment, as well as a cold one, especially when caught with "outskirts": Brrrrrr. Still, whenever he could, Martin "crying, talking, sleeping, walking" Skarendahl would sneak out a one-man band (a most versatile instrument) and we'd all write songs of, through, on and by him. Sadly our years of scribing resulted in us writing our debut double album. "Hey up there narrator", I hear you think, "I thought you said "sadly"; what's so sad about writing a double album?" Well I'm glad you asked friend, I truly am. The sad thing was that the fruit of our musical loins turned out to be, note for note, The White Album by the Beatles, by complete coincidence. Amazing considering none of us could play an instrument - some would say we still can't, but those would be "unkind" people. We don't like unkind people.

Now a loose fitting assemblage of verse, an ode, if you will, to songs that we have five words for: "Mmmm", "mmmm", "mmmm", "mmmm" and "mmmm".

"Don't think of modern music as a bore come with us and look for the CURE.

In a den of gambling vice you'd do well to pick-up hot tips, whereas we sing odds-on to win with our "FLAMING LIPS".

If you need a light, we've got a lamp, even if we were homeless we'd be SUPERTRAMP'S".

In the order of influences with numbers in the title first: 1984, Catch-22, Lord of the Flies, Brave New World, Ren & Stimpy, Garth Merenghi's Dark Places, Anchorman, M is for Murder, Metropolis and Arthur Miller, Arcade Fire, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Sufjan Stevens, Luke Warm and The Conflicting Opinions.

Sounds Like: XTC, Supertramp, Talking Heads, Sinita and a set of rusty spoons cling-clanging their way through the britches of Jeff Buckley.

Record Label: "The record label of the imagination"

Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Hoosiers @ Soccer 6s; Is it a Corner???...Is it Boll@c*s!!

Very Bad.Very good....
Posted by The Hoosiers on Wed, 28 May 2008 04:25:00 PST

Soccer studs

Hoosiers HQ caught up with the band (well, two-thirds of it) for some verbal utterings on how the Soccer Six tournament went yesterday. The results? Two wildly different versions of events, which went...
Posted by The Hoosiers on Wed, 28 May 2008 04:23:00 PST

RCA Live 1 Gig Postponement

Just a quick heads-up to all of the Hoosier fans that were intending to see us next week at RCA Live 1 gig on May 28th. Unfortunately it's having to be postponed because of some international commitme...
Posted by The Hoosiers on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:36:00 PST

Vodafone TBA ticket give-away

The kind people at Vodafone have given us 160 tickets to give away for their live event, 'Vodafone TBA', where we'll be bangin' out some sweet, live music.Now, we were thinking of keeping all 160 tick...
Posted by The Hoosiers on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:35:00 PST

Vodafone TBA

Listen up people! We have something exciting for you. On Sunday 1st June we are going to be performing at a brand new event of greatness called, 'Vodafone TBA', and you'll be pleased to hear that we n...
Posted by The Hoosiers on Fri, 16 May 2008 04:06:00 PST

Lovely New Site and DJ Delight

Thanks to everyone who's been posting their love of our new main website at www.thehoosiers.com - we love it too, it's bootiful. Hope everyone's getting familiar with the new set up and explorin' and ...
Posted by The Hoosiers on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:03:00 PST

Radio 1s Big Weekend

Hello peoples! It's this weekend and it's big; in fact it's gigantic - titanic - enormous and&other words that mean large - it's 'Radio One's Big Weekend'. Luckily, the weather is amazing and this ple...
Posted by The Hoosiers on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:22:00 PST

Pour les Hoosiers et Hoosierettes Francais!

Saaaaalllluuuutttttt!!Je veulais seulement dire que'on et toujours très heureux quand on souveni le concert a Elysée Montmartre qui ce passait le 4 Avril. Vous qui étiez là vraiment faites nous jour q...
Posted by The Hoosiers on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:17:00 PST

Pics el la friends

Bonswar Rodders - Che vous le vous avec moi some new photos are up in the friends section - check em out. Alp
Posted by The Hoosiers on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:35:00 PST

Exeteremely happy

I know I have been keeping a low profile of late, blog wise, But I have been, as have my fellow merry men Martin and Irwin, very busy. This afternoon I have been mostly in Frankfurt - listening to BBC...
Posted by The Hoosiers on Mon, 05 May 2008 07:15:00 PST