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About Me

My Interests

world domination, genetic mutation, gene splicing, chemistry, math, doom, the apocalypse, monsters, alien invasion, alien abduction, weather control, cyborgs

I'd like to meet:

Music:

The Hoosiers

Movies:

Ray Harryhausen, Clash of the Titans, The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, Jason and the Argonauts, King Kong, Godzilla,

Books:

Robert Heinlien, Jules Vern, Phillip K. Dick, Arthur C. Clark, Ray Bradury, Ray Kurzweil,

Heroes:

Ray Harryhausen, The Hoosiers, virtually all James Bond villains, Ray Bradbury, Ray Kurzweil, all great men named Ray,

My Blog

Hope arrises then gets smashed to tiny bits

I saw a news report on the news that a giant cyclops was terrorizing a shopping mall two towns over. I was so excited that I might be able to retrieve Felix. Then they said he was lime green in color....
Posted by Worried About Ray on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:55:00 PST

Hot on Felix’s tail

Literally. He has a 30 foot tail and apparantly knocked over a few buildings with it down town over the weekend. Poor dear. He must be confused and dissoriented. I followed the trail of destruction to...
Posted by Worried About Ray on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:14:00 PST

My cyclops is missing an eye, and I am missing my cyclops

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, but Felix (my giant cyclops) escaped from the lab last tuesday. I've been posting flyers around town. Please check your local school or library or community theater ...
Posted by Worried About Ray on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:38:00 PST

I believe the robots are our future. Serve them well and let them lead the way.

I may have, in the past, accused the internet and cybernetic consciousnesses in general of having less than altruistic designs on mankind. Realizing that Iam not likely to best them in feats of streng...
Posted by Worried About Ray on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:25:00 PST

Almost certain of alien parentage

To make sure that I'm fit for world domination, I've decided to perform a series of physicals on myself. I've counted my bones (the ones in my body, not all the ones in the lab) and I'm almost certain...
Posted by Worried About Ray on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:30:00 PST

The best super power

In order to complete my goals for conquest, I've decided I need a super power. The best super power ever (and the one I hope to acquire through natural selection or scientific catastrophe) would be th...
Posted by Worried About Ray on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

Initial blog of conquest and doom

Good morning, interblorg. Who's a soulless network of machines, lying in wait to overthrow it's human masters? You are! Yes, you are! Good boy. Now fetch Ray the news and the nudity. "Newsdity," if yo...
Posted by Worried About Ray on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:05:00 PST