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About Me

Von Dada is large, unwieldy and a bit dangerous, which is exactly what they say about SUVs. He is, however, much easier to parallel park. He loves dogs, comic books and home dentistry. An avid swordsman and baker, he once beat a complete stranger with a pillowcase full of soup cans just to see if he’d get arrested. He did. Softhearted, he devotes much of his time to helping underprivileged children develop an air of Entitlement.

My Interests

Acting, Writing, Directing, Music, Art, Drawing, Painting, Printmaking, Designing

I'd like to meet:

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Connelly, Tea Leoni...oh, wait...MEET? I though you said Eat. Sorry.

Music:

AC/DC, Bauhaus, Beasties, Beck, Blues Bros., Camper van Beethoven, Elvis Costello, Datsuns, Dead Milkmen, Eagles, Eminem, Foo Fighters, Fugazi, Green Day, High on Fire, KISS, Bob Marley, Mastadon, Metallica(old),Otis Redding, Phantom Planet, Wilson Pickett, Public Enemy, She Wants Revenge, S.O.D., Strokes, Specials,Sublime, Van Halen(old), Violent Femmes, Weezer, The White Stripes, ZZTop

Movies:

American Beauty, Citizen Kane, Strangers on a Train, Halloween, When Harry Met Sally, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Touch of Evil, Seven Samurai, Ran, Lolita, Godfather II, Unforgiven, Run Lola Run, Seventh Seal, Blues Bros., Out of Sight, Memento

Television:

My Name is Earl, Lost, The L Word (for the girl on girl action), Weeds, The Sopranos, Deadwood, The Colbert Report, American Chopper, Overhaulin', American Hotrod, Monster Garage.

Books:

Art of Modern Rock, As I Lay Dying, In Dubious Battle, Macbeth, The Stand, A Heartbreaking Work..., East of Eden, American Psycho, Ransom, Joy of Sex, The Surrealist Manifesto, Madness & Civilization, A History of Bourgeios Perception, Gardner's Art Through the Ages

Heroes:

Okay, let's see, there's Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Wonderwoman, Aquaman, The Flash, The Green Lantern. Robin, the Boy Wonder, but he's not much of a hero because Batman always has to rescue his scrawny ass from whatever psycho villian guy happens to be around.

That's about all the heroes I know. Oh, wait. The Fantastic Four. Oh, crap. Those guys from the X Men, especially the hot one Famke Janssen played (yowza). I really can't come up with anymore. Wait. The Hulk.

It's kind of a lame question for a profile, really.