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The Nation of Heitz

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About Me

I stand this tall. I weigh this much. My voice is on Indie 103.1 FM. I audition for tv shows, films and commercials. Every now and then I work on tv shows, films and commercials. There you go.



My Interests

Kidnapping hobos, brainwashing them and creating hobo armies. Running for senate with my hobo army. Eating baked beans and vienna sausages with hobos. Working on the official Hobo to English translation guide. Getting hobos to trust me and then slicing their throats when they are sleeping. Don't worry, hobos don't have MySpace accounts.

I'd like to meet:

Me in 10 years so I can freak out because my time machine experiment will have worked.

Music:


Movies:

The Alan Heitz Reel
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Television:

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Books:

Reading is stupid.

Heroes:

Twitter's my hero.

follow heitzie at http://twitter.com

My Blog

The Alan Heitz Blog Thing

http://alanheitz.wordpress.com/ Alan Heitz blogs about stupid acting shit....
Posted by The Nation of Heitz on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:21:00 PST

blogggggggggsssssss

I'm blogging again.It's here.alanheitz.wordpress.comI suppose I could do it here but eh... I don't feel like it....
Posted by The Nation of Heitz on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:31:00 PST

That’s Life: 01

Episode 01: Happy Father's Day! You've got a kid!...
Posted by The Nation of Heitz on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:32:00 PST

That’s Life: 02 - Vegans Eating Meat

Episode 02 - This vegan thinks he's eating tofu....
Posted by The Nation of Heitz on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:11:00 PST

Alan’s Insipid Thought of the Day - November 9, 2007

The Internet is stupid.
Posted by The Nation of Heitz on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:46:00 PST

Alans Insipid Thought of the Day - November 8, 2007

Feist needs to learn how to count....
Posted by The Nation of Heitz on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:47:00 PST

Alans Insipid Thought of the Day - November 7, 2007

Spring Break is cool because you can meet smart, interesting people and fuck them.
Posted by The Nation of Heitz on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:48:00 PST

Alan’s Insipid Thought of the Day - November 6, 2007

Get up to $71,000 for school through the GI Bill and die in Iraq.
Posted by The Nation of Heitz on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:49:00 PST

Alan’s Insipid Thought of the Day - November 5, 2007

You can stand under my _______
Posted by The Nation of Heitz on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:50:00 PST

Alan’s Insipid Thought of the Day - November 2, 2007

Look out for the Los Angeles Yankees.
Posted by The Nation of Heitz on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:51:00 PST