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Michael Z

I'm barely qualified to wipe my own ass, much less an infant's.

About Me

Hi kids. Well, I'm on myspace now. I wanted to see what this here Internet I keep hearing so much about is. I live in West Hollywood now, or WeHo. It's pretty cool. It's lots of fun out here for a classically trained actor. It makes it easier to impress chicks when they see Stratford on your resume. Uh..well, that's it I guess. Later.P.S. Whoever's been doing it, please stop asking me to post pics of my rump. MySpace Graphics MySpace Layouts MySpace Backgrounds MySpace Codes Glitter GraphicMySpace LayoutsMySpace GeneratorsMySpace EditorMySpace GraphicsMySpace Games

My Interests

MMA, Tunes, Gaming, Explosives, Milfs, Hockey, SCIENCE SCIENCE SCIENCE, Roulette(Not Russian).

I'd like to meet:

Andy Kaufman, Larry Flynt, Al Pacino, Major Dick Winters, James Dean, Captain Picard, Bill Shakespeare, Mike Bigolo from Boston.

Music:

Helmet, Korn, Weezer, The Rentals, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Morrisey, Nirvana, Snow Patrol, Deathgirl, NIN, Flyleaf, The Cure.

Movies:

Godfather, The Crow, Batman, Rushmore, Tennenbaums, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, UHF.

Television:

Seinfeld, Star Trek, Next Gen, DS9, Enterprise, The Ultimate Fighter.

Books:

Moby Dick, Vonnegut, The Inferno, Shakespeare's Folio.

Heroes:

Batman.