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About Me

I'm a nerd. I'm really not all that interesting. Basically, I am a giant child. By trade, I'm an elementary school teacher. But that's just a cover for my Peter Pan complex.
Right now, I'm working on setting up my own branch of the Michigan Militia and writing my manifesto. I was also recently diagnosed as a telepathological liar.
I am Han Solo Han Solo 94% Lando Calrissian 83% Chewbacca 79% Luke Skywalker 73% Qui-Gon Jinn 70% Anakin Skywalker 69% Obi-Wan Kenobi 68% Boba Fett 67% Princess Leia 66% Padme 59% Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
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I am Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Green Lantern 75% Iron Man 65% The Flash 60% Superman 55% Catwoman 55% Supergirl 35% Robin 35% Hulk 35% Batman 30% Wonder Woman 20% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Interests

I doodle.

..I like music (all sorts), television, movies, rockin' out with my band Blur of Fur, dancing maniacally when no one's looking, dancing maniacally when everyone's looking, beer, Jager bombs, bike rides, mini golf, regular golf, food, and womanizing.This is funny 'cause it's true (ask me why):

How Will I Die Quiz

You will die at the age of 71

You will die in a freak accident with a stripper pole

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You are 100% Auburn Hills

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I'd like to meet:

Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Gary Larson, Maria Sharapova, The Dali Lama, Big Bird, Katrina Firlik, Jimmy Carter, Steven Hawking, a Sherpa, Kirk Hammet, Curtis Armstrong, your mom, Cookie Monster, Jane Goodall, and Jack LaLanne.

.. Create Your Own

Music:

Take your pick. I like at least a little bit of everything. Live music is (almost) always cool. It's always great to hear new stuff, too.

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Princess Bride, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Mallrats, The Kentucky Fried Movie, North by Northwest, The Natural, The Wedding Singer, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Harry Potter, anything by Pixar, The Outlaw Josey Wales, El Dorado, Better Off Dead...whatever.
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Television:

Adult Swim, TV Land, Discovery Channel, Star Trek, 24, American Idol, CSI, Law and Order, House, Seinfeld, Avatar, Simpsons, Saturday Morning Cartoons past and present...among many others (I LOVE TV).

Smurf Name

Your Smurf Name is
Pimpin' Smurf
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Books:

Everyone Poops, The Hobbit, Great Expectations, Harry Potter, Redwall.

Heroes:

.. Create Your Own

Sailing away

My Blog

Im okay with my penis...and my names not Trevor!

It's very strange... Spam emails run rampant throughout this Internet world of ours. I've been receiving them for many years now. For some reason, over the past several months I've been ge...
Posted by Larry on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:10:00 PST

My review of I Am Legend

So if you have read my blog in the past, you know that weird things happen to me ALL THE TIME. The other night while watching I Am Legend with Jessica, I got a new one to add to the list. ...
Posted by Larry on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:27:00 PST

A Rant to the AFA

Dear American Family Association, I am a Christian. Sometimes there are issues you want me to take action to support that make sense to me. Sometimes I think you are off your rocker...
Posted by Larry on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:26:00 PST

Just had a weird IM conversation...

So there I was, minding my own business, catching up on a few messages on MySpace here. Sudenly, my AOL IM catcher pops up. I don't get IM's very often, and when I do it's usually one of m...
Posted by Larry on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:11:00 PST

Somebody stole my friggin’ lunch!

Seriously...it happened yesterday. My lunch was in my lunchbox in the fridge inside the teacher's lounge at work. Somebody went into my lunchbox and stole my sandwich, along with carrots a...
Posted by Larry on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:17:00 PST

A short rant about Michigan and China

So I read an article yesterday about how the law is changing for school employees. As of next school year, employees who work 10 months out of the year will have to inform employers in writing i...
Posted by Larry on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:55:00 PST

Well, well, FINAL JEOPARDY!...we meet again!

You know the story (if not, read prior blogs)...chalk one more up to me. Tonight's category was MEXICAN STATES, so I went with the only one I know...BAJA CALIFORNIA. The clue ened up being...
Posted by Larry on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:05:00 PST

My appologies...

I had two blogs that were posted here yesterday, but I removed them. They were the wrong place to vent my frustrations, and I want to appologize to anyone who may have been hurt or offended by t...
Posted by Larry on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:32:00 PST

My Conversation with a Hooker

This is an actual conversation I had with a super-hot hooker in Honalulu during the summer of 2005. I've been meaning to post it for a while now... Whore: Are you ready? Me: Ready for what...
Posted by Larry on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:46:00 PST

Question for today (inspired by Jesse): Name bands/artists that have body parts in their names

radiohead, big head todd and the monsters, lemonheads, naked eyes, heart, tom petty and the heartbreakers, smashmouth, flaming lips, lips inc., belly, badfinger, finger eleven, goldfinger, motorhead, ...
Posted by Larry on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:36:00 PST