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Kirk

I am here for Networking

About Me

Kirk is large, unwieldy and a bit dangerous, which is exactly what they say about SUVs. He, however, much easier to parallel park. He loves dogs, comic books and home dentistry. An avid swordsman and baker, he once beat a complete stranger with a pillowcase full of soup cans just to see if he’d get arrested. He did. Softhearted, he devotes much of his time to helping underprivileged children develop an air of Entitlement.

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Wilford Brimley is a Whore

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My Blog

Livin Large

So, most of you know I'm fat. Not just fat, really fat.  Like a manatee.  For an actor like me, there are three types of fat.   1.  Hollywood Fat - This is the type of fat th...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:10:00 GMT

Its the most wonderful time of the year...

I love Fall in L.A Yeah, that's right...Fall.  You who think that L.A. is always sunny, always perfect weather and the proverbial "Sunny and 72 degrees", I'm here to tell you that L.A. has a chan...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:32:00 GMT

Socks, Droogs and Rock N Roll

So, I'm not a big fan of socks.  They're constrictive and stupid.  That said, I had to wear some this week.  For a fitting.  For PlayStation.  Being a man of size, i.e. fat an...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:29:00 GMT

Well, that week didnt suck...

So, through doing comedy at ACME Comedy Theatre I meet a lot really talented people doing their thing and making everyone crack the hell up.  One of these people is Josh Gilbert.  He's got t...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:08:00 GMT

Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground

Okay, so, this past Saturday, I was in the ACME This Week: Encore Edition which is the best of all the sketches we did this year in ACME This Week.  I co-anchored the news and wrote a bunch of it...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:15:00 GMT

Finally...

...I got my fat ass up on Myspace Comedy.  I uploaded a bunch of pictures from shows at the ACME Comedy Theatre and stuff I've done for TV. That's about it.  This is a really lame blog.&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 00:54:00 GMT