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Joker

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About Me

I'm a genius.

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My Interests

Let's see kiddies! I like things that go BOOM! Murder is a passion of mine, as well as art (they go hand in hand), extortion (both nuclear and biological), spending lazy days by the pool watching people getting eaten by the Pirnaha fish I put in for giggles. Finding interesting ways to kill the Bat. Grrrrr. I hate him... He's no fun at all. Did I say murder? I like that one best. I adopted a cute lil' batman fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!... And these are a few of my favorite things... Remember, you're never fully dressed without a smile! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

I'd like to meet:

I've lost my sweet Harlequin to a most unfortunate "accident". I'm currently seeking replacements, prior experience not necessary, but out-going and psychotic personalities a must! I'm always looking for a few loyal lackeys, to do my bidding. It's simple really. If you don't work for me, I have no choice but to kill you. It's so hard to find good help these days. Talk about "Skeletons in the closet", ha! I wrote the book! Now I need someone to help me remove them, I just washed my suit. You can die happy now, or later... If you prefer later, and have dull wit, and a mean streak a mile wide, join me won't you?
You are: THE JOKER!

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Music:

You may find yourself asking what kind of music does the Joker like to kill by... Oingo Boingo, Madness, Sothern Culture On The Skids, Sex Pistols, Bill Idol (& Gen X), classical, circus, Rammstein, Violent Femms, Henry Rollins (& Black Flag), GWAR (freeks in costumes... Gotta love 'em), Ah-ha(ha), Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie, some band I just made up, and many more I can't think of at this time.

Movies:

Clown Porn and Faces of Death... What can I say? I'm a sucker for the classics.

Television:

Any news bulletin that features ME, and my ghastly crimes! ... And Adult Swim... It's sooooo bad for your eyes!!!

Books:

Comic books

Heroes:

Hmmmn, interesting... A personal favorite of mine is... ME! Hahahahahaha! If you were thinking of that ol' pointy ears, think again. No, don't bother, thinking doesn't appear to be one of your strong points. Not to worry, I have just the thing to make you smile :)

My Blog

Crazy dame!

----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: lisa Date: Dec 28, 2007 1:06 PM Hello How are you doing,I was wondeirng if you and I could start writing one another and see where it goe...
Posted by Joker on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:02:00 PST

Another poor lost soul...

----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: ace Date: Jun 19, 2007 4:10 PM fuck you joker peice of shit.batman will beet your stupid ass and fuck you up little stupid clown.-----...
Posted by Joker on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:06:00 PST

See what I have to deal with on a daily basis?

No wonder I'm insane!----------------- Original Message -----------------From: ~Triple Threat~Date: Sep 17, 2006 11:09 AMr u the real joker or not----------------- Original Message -----------------Fr...
Posted by Joker on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:32:00 PST

The Payoff (dorky fan film we made back in 2002) Nobody sue! Hahahahahahaha!

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Posted by Joker on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST

Was there ever any doubt?

You are 100% evil You are super evil. You are constantly figuring out how to get revenge on people. You are not afraid to do illegal things because you feel that you are above the law. Take th...
Posted by Joker on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:11:00 PST

Think warm fuzzy thoughts...

Ahhh, my old "wellness" bed. The fond memories, the shock therapy, the experimental drugs. I had to let Batsy catch me, just so they could lock me up in that hole Arkham, to be reunited with my dear...
Posted by Joker on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:38:00 PST

So different, yet so similar... And so OBVIOUS!

Millionaire playboy by day, dark knight by night.You are the world's greatest detective. You areBatman, and you are feared and respected byboth hero and villian. Which DC Super Hero Are You? brought...
Posted by Joker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Du-huh!

Congratulations, Joker! Your IQ score is 118 This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Yo...
Posted by Joker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What is Joker made of ???

JJoyousOOutrageousKKeenEElitistRRadiantName / Username: Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com It's soooo true! Hahahahahahahahahaha!...
Posted by Joker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm So Bad (D. Elfman)

Can't seem to find my way Someone tell me what to say Where am I going Where did I come from I don't know, I don't know Almost got to paradise But the smoke always gets in my eyes Ev...
Posted by Joker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST