Let's see kiddies! I like things that go BOOM! Murder is a passion of mine, as well as art (they go hand in hand), extortion (both nuclear and biological), spending lazy days by the pool watching people getting eaten by the Pirnaha fish I put in for giggles. Finding interesting ways to kill the Bat. Grrrrr. I hate him... He's no fun at all. Did I say murder? I like that one best. I adopted a cute lil' batman fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!... And these are a few of my favorite things... Remember, you're never fully dressed without a smile! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
I've lost my sweet Harlequin to a most unfortunate "accident".
I'm currently seeking replacements, prior experience not necessary, but out-going and psychotic personalities a must!
I'm always looking for a few loyal lackeys, to do my bidding. It's simple really. If you don't work for me, I have no choice but to kill you. It's so hard to find good help these days. Talk about "Skeletons in the closet", ha! I wrote the book! Now I need someone to help me remove them, I just washed my suit. You can die happy now, or later... If you prefer later, and have dull wit, and a mean streak a mile wide, join me won't you?
You are: THE JOKER!
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You may find yourself asking what kind of music does the Joker like to kill by... Oingo Boingo, Madness, Sothern Culture On The Skids, Sex Pistols, Bill Idol (& Gen X), classical, circus, Rammstein, Violent Femms, Henry Rollins (& Black Flag), GWAR (freeks in costumes... Gotta love 'em), Ah-ha(ha), Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie, some band I just made up, and many more I can't think of at this time.
Clown Porn and Faces of Death... What can I say? I'm a sucker for the classics.
Any news bulletin that features ME, and my ghastly crimes! ... And Adult Swim... It's sooooo bad for your eyes!!!
Comic books
Hmmmn, interesting... A personal favorite of mine is... ME! Hahahahahaha! If you were thinking of that ol' pointy ears, think again. No, don't bother, thinking doesn't appear to be one of your strong points. Not to worry, I have just the thing to make you smile :)