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I'm an easy going & fun guy that's looking for friends who have some of the same interests as me. Oh, and there are so many things I want to tell you: Life is Swell in a Padded Cell. Trade your Gloom for a Rubber Room. Sane is a Four letter word. We all go a little Mad sometimes! Mother, oh God Mother, blood, Blood! Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore! I'm not Responsible for my Actions, Society is! My God, what have I done?! Same as it ever Was! Just a World of Beauty! Resurrect Nixon! Ski Naked! I'm the Lord of Misrule! I'm the Man of the Land! Order out of Chaos - Or is it the other way around? Twinkle twinkle little Bat, how I wonder what you're At! You're the Desease, and I'm the Cure! Revenge is a Dish best served Cold! Do you find me Repulsive? Quack! I am the Controller of Planet X! Good, Bad, I'm the Guy with the Gun! Mmmmmade! Wherever you go, there you are! Fill the Churches with Dirty Thoughts! Oh Honey, I can't do this - I'm only 13! Oink! Can you Dig It?! Right On! Valley of the Sheep! Radical Technology was Required! That was just Pillow Talk, Baby! What are Little Girls made of? Surf Nazis Must Die! Time to Play! Question Family Values! Class of Reagan High! You are so Odd! Dig it Up! They're all against Me! I Just wanna be Loved, is that so Wrong?! Dain Bramaged! Church of the Empty Promise! What won't Meatloaf do for Love? Yo! I'm gonna Git You, Sucka'! Brains! Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuck me very slowly! Let's Play! I can't just let him get away with it, otherwise he won't learn nothin'! Baahh! I gotta special purpose! Sugar and Spice, and everything Nice! Not with these prices, baby! Spanish Fly! I Must! Yo, She-Bitch! If I want your opinion, I'll Beat it out of you! Listen pal, you ain't leadin' but 2 things here - Jack & Shit, and Jack left town! Pour some sugar on me! It ate him... bit off his head... like a Gingerbread man! HA HA HA HA HO HO! April Sweet is Coming in, Let the Feast of Fools Begin! Children shouldn't play with Dead Things. Meow! "I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God!" - Caligula. Well, a Boy's best friend is his Mother. Mooo! Oh, Mother of God, I'm coming Apart! So says the Leader! Emergency, emergency, Godzilla is approuching! Eat your Ice Cream with a fork. Nice Guys don't get Girls Pregnant! I've Gotta have more Cow-Bell! Love means never having to say You're Insane! Don't touch me There! Guess what, I've gotta fever, and the only Perscription, is more Cow-Bell! DIVINE MADNESS! They're coming to take me Away, Ha Ha! Introduce Honesty to the White House. Pepsi-Cole raises your Ancestors from the Dead. Write Letters in Dead Languages to people you've never met! The Power of Suggestion - See how Easy it is. How dare you judge my work, I Am A Scientist! Do you like Movies about Gladiators? You're touching my Special Area! Let There Be Ecstacy, Ecstacy In The Streets! Asylum Doors Stand Open! Laugh And The World Laughs With You! Attack of the Disco Zombies! They call me Doctor Love! Put that in your Pipe & smoke it! Burn your Credit Cards & Wear High Heels. I think Birth Control is an important issue in a Woman's life. I'll buy That for a Dollar! They're coming to get you, Barbara! You can't Kill the Boogey-man. He's Not Human! Swallow This! All work and no Play makes Jack a Dull Boy. Redrum! Redrum! You ever been in a Turkish Prison? Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Mommy, what's that Farmer doing with that Sheep? Dictator of the Rats. Bend over, and take it like a Man! Wake up the Gimp. We represent the Lolly-Pop Guild! Look what your Brother did to the Door! Music is my Life! Lick my Plate, you Dog Dick! The Saw is Family. The small business man always always gets it in the Ass! Sex, or the Saw! It's what the public wants - Nam Land! My God, they're using Tools! Groovy! I don't have time for a Yeast Infection! You've got to let me Eat Your Brains! Give me some Sugar, Baby! In Fact, it is I who am Mad! You think that when you Die, you go to Heavan - You come to Us! Godzilla says that I should learn to fight my own battles, you know. Oh no Tears please, it's a Waste of Good Suffering! Your Suffering will be Legendary, even in Hell! I Drink Your Milkshake! You're wearing a Bikini during your Period!? The Lunatics have taken over the Asylum! The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Laughter! "Enough Madness? - And how do you Measure Madness? - Not with Rods and Wheels and Clocks surely?" - The Joker. "The word 'Impossible' is not in my Dictionary!" - Napoleon Bonaparte