MY CHILDREN,DRINKING, FRIENDS, FOOTBALL, GAELIC FOOTBALL, HURLING, MUSIC, SWIMMING, DOGGING WITH STAN COLLYMORE (JUST KIDD'N) OR AM I ? (I'VE JUST NOT BEEN CAUGHT !)...
FOR STARTERS IT WOULD HAVE TO BE GOD, NOT RIGHT AT THIS MINUTE IF YOUR LISTENING, AND I GUESS YOU ARE SEEING YOU ARE THE SUPREME BEING. OTHERS WOULD BE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHO HELP INFLUENCE PEOPLE GOOD AND BAD TO DO BETTER, MAYBE THEY COULD HELP ME ? NOW HERE'S SOME MORE, HENRIK LARSSON, THE RUSSIAN LINESMAN WHO THOUGHT THE FECK'N BALL WAS OVER THE GOAL LINE IN THE WORLD CUP FINAL OF 66, "SARTI" THE INTER MILAN GOAL KEEPER TO ASK HIM WHY HE WAS NOT IMORTALISED BY THE INTER FANS AS HE STOPPED THE GREATEST EMBARASMENT IN WORLD FOOTBALL TAKING PLACE WHEN THE MIGHTY GLASGOW CELTIC HUMPED THE BIG BRONZE LEGGED WOMANS BLOUSES OF INTER MILAN 2 - 1 GOING ON 10 - 1 IN THE FINAL OF THE EUROPEAN CUP FINAL 67, I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ANY OF THE PAST-PRESENT BRITISH GOVERNMENT TO ASK WHY THEY HAVE NEVER APPOLOGISED TO THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND, NORTH AND SOUTH FOR THE HUNDREDS OF YEARS OF ABUSE THEY HAVE SUFFERD AT THE HANDS OF THEIR BRUTAL REGIME, AND TO ASK THEM TO APPOLOGISE TO THE PEOPLE OF MAIN LAND BRITAIN FOR ENCOURAGING AN OPPRESED SOCIETY (IRELAND) TO TAKE THEIR WAR OUT WITH THE 32 COUNTIES AND FORCE IT UPON AN IGNORANT POPULATION, AT THE TIME OF THE TROUBLES. NOW FOR A LIGHTER NOTE I WOULD LIKE TO MEET SCOOBY DOO AND SHAGGY RODGERS, JUST TO ASK SCOOBY IF HE STILL GETS WAGES OFF THE REST OF THE GANG EVEN THOUGH HE'S A FUCK'N SHITE BAG. AND I WOULD LIKE TO ASK SHAGGY HOW FUCK'N SMELLY IS HE ? HE'S HAD THE SAME SHIT ON FOR DONKEYS YEARS, HE MUST BE HUMM'N ! HE ONLY GOT NEW GEAR WHEN THEY UP DATED THE CARTOON, AND THAT WAS SHITE ! NAW I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE LEFT SHAGGY WITH HIS OLD STINK'N GEAR. GOD BLESS HIM HE PROBABLY SCRUBS UP WELL JUST DON'T TAKE HIM FOR SOMETHING TO EAT HE'S A FUCK'N GREEDY BASTARD ! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM EVERYTIME THERE IS ANY GRUB AROUND ? NAW YE FUCK'N HAVE NOT CAUSE HE'S OUT THE PICTURE WITH THAT SHITE BAG SCOOBY TANNING THE FUCK'N LOT !
fox gang, THE MERCHANTS, the pogues, ALABAMA 3, john lennon, CHRISTY MOORE, noel gallagher, OASIS, luke kelly, BOB DYLAN, tim boothe, JIM MORRISSON, john lydon, EDWYN COLLINS, stuart adamson, JOHNNY MCELHONE, craig and charlie reid, SEX PISTOLS, rod stewart, FOO FIGHTERS, sharleen spiteri, SHANE McGOWAN, alot of things played by peely, KIRSTY MacCALL, ewen maccall, HAMISH IMLACH, franny healy, STEVE EARL, elvis, FANKIE MILLER, u2, THE STONE ROSES, primal scream, THE CHARLATANS, happy mondays, SIMPLE MINDS, prince, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, malcom middleton, GREEN DAY, basement jaxx, THE KILLERS, razor light, NIRVANA, gary og, THE DUBLINERS, franz ferdinand, LITTLE RICHARD, bill halley, GLASVEGAS, elvis costello, MADNESS, baby shambles...
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, some mothers son, HIDDEN AGENDA, shawshank redemption, CARLITO'S WAY, midnight run, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY, or the glasgow version - there's summit aboot mary doll, LIFE OF BRIAN, i've married an axe murderer, USUAL SUSPECTS, the adventures of baron munchausen, SHREK 1 and 2, lord of the wing (the jimmy johnstone story), THE JACKEL (RICHARD GERE/BRUCE WILLIS), HARRY SNOTER 1,2 and 3, braveheart, RAIN MAN, get shorty, A PRAYER FOR THE DYING, harley davidson and the malbro man, ENEMY OF THE STATE , close encounters, GALIPOLI, groundhog day, MEN IN BLACK 1+2, debbie does big shetland pony 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 to be continued..., GET SHORTY,
ME : what's a television ? BBC : it's an electrical box that allows you to veiw programmes made by talented people all over the world, who can produce programmes without charging you a penny. but we have made really shity programmes and will keep repeating and making you hear your neighbours or people on public transport talking about faaaaaking east enders ! we have the governments backing and want your license fee (tax) now ! ME : well mr bbc i don't have a television now fuck off !
BOOKS, YES I'VE HAD THEM A FEW TIMES ! ..
jesus nazareeni rex jews,MY FATHER,my brother, BILLY CONNOLLY, ivor cuttler, ELVIS, henrik larsson, JOANNESS PAULUS II PONTIFEX-MAXIMUS, dali lama, ROBERT SANDS, thomas mcelwee, WILLIAM WALLACE,tommy burns, MARTIN O'NEILL, fergus mccann,GEORGE GALLOWAY,tommy sheridan,PADDY HILL,the neil sedaka who stood in front of the tank in tianamin sq (china),GERRY CONLON