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Big Shetland Pony

BIG SHETLAND PONY presents... @ Maggie May's...THE MERCHANTS, DIRTY CANNON, CHEVIOT HOODS, STEVEN CL

About Me

BIG SHETLAND PONY presents...@ Pivo Pivo (Waterloo St/Glasgow) DA CAPO, FOX GANG,NO PASARAN, others tbc STILL LOOKING FOR BANDS/ARTISTS TO PLAY ON OTHER DATES @ OTHER VENUES, I also promote GLASGOW/SCOTLAND BAND "THE MERCHANTS " www.myspace.com/theglasgowmerchants and EDINBURGH/SCOTLAND BAND "FOX GANG" www.myspace.com/foxgang or click on through my friends. Brought up in the gorbals in glasgow's southside minutes walk from the merchant city (glasgow's city centre) on the banks of the river clyde. born in to an irish imigrant family from donegal,where i spent alot of my chidhood going back and forward to at every oppertunity i could get. at an early age i always had music around me whether it was something i liked or not it was there. it could be irish country, american country, ink spots, the beatles, bay city rollers, mark bolan, led zeplin, black sabbath, christy moore, the dubliners, dean martin, johnny cash (change from a condom machine), frank sinatra, joseph locke, elvis, clannad, michael jackson, prince, fleetwood mac, gil scott heron... i could go on... that's why i think i can listen to nearly anything to see where it can take my mood. the bottom line is i love music and even more so when that elusive one or two individuals or bands turn up once in a blue moon ! that is why i would like to help aspiring artists musicians get their music and songs listened to. because my philosophy is there should be more than one or two great artists/musicians being born once in a blue moon. i would like the modern public to open up to a lot of differrent music and not just one style inparticular on their own personal level. open up your soul ! like good food you can enjoy good music with a fine wine or a beer, but at least give it a try, and don't be found wanting when asked about it. believe me boys and girls music is an education that should be compulsary at school and properly taught and not put accross as a second hand study as it was in my school. it should take precidence over the language classes as music is a lanuage of it's own and it talks to everyone. if you want to learn a language buy fuck'n linguaphone or go to night school.music moves you to tears, it fills you with joy, it tells a story, it reminds you of good times and bad, it makes you dance, it makes you think, can you imagine your favourite movies with out it ? it has been with us since the begining of our time, whether it be sonar clicking dolphins, whales singing or cave men banging the drum, they all penetrate your body and soul. we all need to feel vibrations after all that'a what we are ! it is a medicine/tonic that you don't have to be ill to take. so get it down your neck and round your ears !to not want it i guess your myspace freinds would read along the lines of....ted bundy, peter sutcliff, harold shipman, fred west, george bush senior, george bush junior, john wayne gasey, and simon cowell to name but a few mass murderers and serial killers.now you see what not having music in your life can do to your soul ! ? i myself help co manage and promote a band from glasgow/scotland called " THE MERCHANTS " whom i feel the sex pistols and the pogues would love to back up ! they play PUNK/SKA/ROCK and ARE THE BEST LIVE ACT IN GLASGOW RIGHT NOW in a city that is ouzing in talent. check them out for yourselves ? they have played BARROWLAND (GLASGOW), KING TUTS (GLASGOW), GALTIMORE (LONDON)supporting THE FALL, THE FERRY (GLASGOW), BARFLY (GLASGOW), A.B.C. (GLASGOW), CAPITOL (GLASGOW), PIVO PIVO (GLASGOW) playing along side the likes of THE FRATELLIES, THE VIEW, ALPHABEAT, LUVA ANNA, THE RONNELLS ect... THE MERCHANTS will now once again head to LONDON to play with a couple of gigs with the ALABAMA 3 in JAM (BRIXTON)on 29th Feb 2008 and DIRTY SOUTH (LEWISHAM) 1ST Mar 2008. after that they will head to ALAN MAGEE'S DEATH DISCO @ NOTTINGHILL ARTS CENTRE 16th Apr 2008. then they will support STIFF LITTLE FINGERS @ BARROWLAND (GLASGOW) 17th Apr 2008, the next night they are off to WHISTLE BINKIES (EDINBURGH) 18th Apr 2008, and now off they trot all the way up to to CAFE DRUMMONDS (ABERDEEN) 19th Apr 2008, ahhh...... the home coming to CAPITOL (GLASGOW) 20th Apr 2008. IF YOU WOULD LIKE THE BAND TO LIGHT UP YOUR ESTABLISHMENT PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME UNLESS IN BETWEEN THE TIME OF WRITING THIS AND YOU GETTING IN CONTACT THEY HAVE BECOME UNIVERSALLY FAMOUS AND THEY HAVE FOGOT THEIR HUMBLE BEGININGS, I WILL KICK THEIR ARSES INTO TOUCH AND TRY TO GET THEM TO VISIT YOU WHERE EVER YOU MAYBE.

My Interests

MY CHILDREN,DRINKING, FRIENDS, FOOTBALL, GAELIC FOOTBALL, HURLING, MUSIC, SWIMMING, DOGGING WITH STAN COLLYMORE (JUST KIDD'N) OR AM I ? (I'VE JUST NOT BEEN CAUGHT !)...

I'd like to meet:

FOR STARTERS IT WOULD HAVE TO BE GOD, NOT RIGHT AT THIS MINUTE IF YOUR LISTENING, AND I GUESS YOU ARE SEEING YOU ARE THE SUPREME BEING. OTHERS WOULD BE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHO HELP INFLUENCE PEOPLE GOOD AND BAD TO DO BETTER, MAYBE THEY COULD HELP ME ? NOW HERE'S SOME MORE, HENRIK LARSSON, THE RUSSIAN LINESMAN WHO THOUGHT THE FECK'N BALL WAS OVER THE GOAL LINE IN THE WORLD CUP FINAL OF 66, "SARTI" THE INTER MILAN GOAL KEEPER TO ASK HIM WHY HE WAS NOT IMORTALISED BY THE INTER FANS AS HE STOPPED THE GREATEST EMBARASMENT IN WORLD FOOTBALL TAKING PLACE WHEN THE MIGHTY GLASGOW CELTIC HUMPED THE BIG BRONZE LEGGED WOMANS BLOUSES OF INTER MILAN 2 - 1 GOING ON 10 - 1 IN THE FINAL OF THE EUROPEAN CUP FINAL 67, I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ANY OF THE PAST-PRESENT BRITISH GOVERNMENT TO ASK WHY THEY HAVE NEVER APPOLOGISED TO THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND, NORTH AND SOUTH FOR THE HUNDREDS OF YEARS OF ABUSE THEY HAVE SUFFERD AT THE HANDS OF THEIR BRUTAL REGIME, AND TO ASK THEM TO APPOLOGISE TO THE PEOPLE OF MAIN LAND BRITAIN FOR ENCOURAGING AN OPPRESED SOCIETY (IRELAND) TO TAKE THEIR WAR OUT WITH THE 32 COUNTIES AND FORCE IT UPON AN IGNORANT POPULATION, AT THE TIME OF THE TROUBLES. NOW FOR A LIGHTER NOTE I WOULD LIKE TO MEET SCOOBY DOO AND SHAGGY RODGERS, JUST TO ASK SCOOBY IF HE STILL GETS WAGES OFF THE REST OF THE GANG EVEN THOUGH HE'S A FUCK'N SHITE BAG. AND I WOULD LIKE TO ASK SHAGGY HOW FUCK'N SMELLY IS HE ? HE'S HAD THE SAME SHIT ON FOR DONKEYS YEARS, HE MUST BE HUMM'N ! HE ONLY GOT NEW GEAR WHEN THEY UP DATED THE CARTOON, AND THAT WAS SHITE ! NAW I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE LEFT SHAGGY WITH HIS OLD STINK'N GEAR. GOD BLESS HIM HE PROBABLY SCRUBS UP WELL JUST DON'T TAKE HIM FOR SOMETHING TO EAT HE'S A FUCK'N GREEDY BASTARD ! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM EVERYTIME THERE IS ANY GRUB AROUND ? NAW YE FUCK'N HAVE NOT CAUSE HE'S OUT THE PICTURE WITH THAT SHITE BAG SCOOBY TANNING THE FUCK'N LOT !

Music:

fox gang, THE MERCHANTS, the pogues, ALABAMA 3, john lennon, CHRISTY MOORE, noel gallagher, OASIS, luke kelly, BOB DYLAN, tim boothe, JIM MORRISSON, john lydon, EDWYN COLLINS, stuart adamson, JOHNNY MCELHONE, craig and charlie reid, SEX PISTOLS, rod stewart, FOO FIGHTERS, sharleen spiteri, SHANE McGOWAN, alot of things played by peely, KIRSTY MacCALL, ewen maccall, HAMISH IMLACH, franny healy, STEVE EARL, elvis, FANKIE MILLER, u2, THE STONE ROSES, primal scream, THE CHARLATANS, happy mondays, SIMPLE MINDS, prince, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, malcom middleton, GREEN DAY, basement jaxx, THE KILLERS, razor light, NIRVANA, gary og, THE DUBLINERS, franz ferdinand, LITTLE RICHARD, bill halley, GLASVEGAS, elvis costello, MADNESS, baby shambles...

Movies:

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, some mothers son, HIDDEN AGENDA, shawshank redemption, CARLITO'S WAY, midnight run, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY, or the glasgow version - there's summit aboot mary doll, LIFE OF BRIAN, i've married an axe murderer, USUAL SUSPECTS, the adventures of baron munchausen, SHREK 1 and 2, lord of the wing (the jimmy johnstone story), THE JACKEL (RICHARD GERE/BRUCE WILLIS), HARRY SNOTER 1,2 and 3, braveheart, RAIN MAN, get shorty, A PRAYER FOR THE DYING, harley davidson and the malbro man, ENEMY OF THE STATE , close encounters, GALIPOLI, groundhog day, MEN IN BLACK 1+2, debbie does big shetland pony 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 to be continued..., GET SHORTY,

Television:

ME : what's a television ? BBC : it's an electrical box that allows you to veiw programmes made by talented people all over the world, who can produce programmes without charging you a penny. but we have made really shity programmes and will keep repeating and making you hear your neighbours or people on public transport talking about faaaaaking east enders ! we have the governments backing and want your license fee (tax) now ! ME : well mr bbc i don't have a television now fuck off !

Books:

BOOKS, YES I'VE HAD THEM A FEW TIMES ! ..

Heroes:

jesus nazareeni rex jews,MY FATHER,my brother, BILLY CONNOLLY, ivor cuttler, ELVIS, henrik larsson, JOANNESS PAULUS II PONTIFEX-MAXIMUS, dali lama, ROBERT SANDS, thomas mcelwee, WILLIAM WALLACE,tommy burns, MARTIN O'NEILL, fergus mccann,GEORGE GALLOWAY,tommy sheridan,PADDY HILL,the neil sedaka who stood in front of the tank in tianamin sq (china),GERRY CONLON