when i walk.. i look really grumpy, this is because i have to concentrate really hard on not falling over. guaranteed if you speak to me il wobble a bit and giggle and take ten minutes to string any sort of sentance together. you just have to bare with me. i try my best
I'd like to meet:
Nobody. You cant handle me, so dont even pretend to try!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chloe
Birthday: november ten
Birthplace: kelso
Current Location: coldstream :(
Eye Color: bluest of the blue
Hair Color: ginger
Height: smaller than you
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: yes
The Shoes You Wore Today: cowboy boots baby
Your Weakness: fun
Your Fears: absolutely everything and nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza flavoured pizza with a pizza on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: do something
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: aye right
Thoughts First Waking Up: NNii NNNggggggg
Your Best Physical Feature: theres something about my right pinkie, its all about the pinkie
Your Bedtime: oh never ever
Your Most Missed Memory: the good times!
Pepsi or Coke: depends whats in it, if its ouzo i dont give a shit!
MacDonalds or Burger King: just a burger
Single or Group Dates: single.. thou shall not clusterfuck
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: just tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: they are one of the same but one is foamy
Do you Smoke: i most certainly do not
Do you Swear: never ever
Do you Sing: in the style of bon jovi... ALLLLLLLLWAYS
Do you Shower Daily: i try to. sometimes i reeally cant be bothered tho
Have you Been in Love: i have, its beautiful but have you seen the flipside?
Do you want to go to College: yes i do actually. possibly even uni...
Do you want to get Married: is there really any need?
Do you belive in yourself: somebody's got to!
Do you get Motion Sickness: naaah i love travelling
Do you think you are Attractive: not at all. i dont need to be. got dork on my side
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes, and less of the freak!
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them, they are just trilliant (three times more brilliant than good)
Do you play an Instrument: a little bass, and air flute when the mood strikes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: far too much for my little lady liver
In the past month have you Smoked: passivly, grudgingly
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nothing illegal!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: metro centre it was awfull *shakes*
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but i plan to
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but i'd like to, proper stuff tho..
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes but only to try and put up a drumkit
In the past month have you been Dumped: needlessly
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ummmm an ice bucket....
Ever been Drunk: more often than not lately
Ever been called a Tease: i dont think so
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: it will involve a can of spam and a gas mask
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a nutritionist
What country would you most like to Visit: germany, sweden, italy, places
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i like all colours
Favourite Hair Color: i like all colours
Short or Long Hair: im a sucker for long hair
Height: very tall
Weight: dont really care
Best Clothing Style: whatecver thy like! have you seen the nick of me? hah
Number of Drugs I have taken: illegal = 5 only tried once tho. mainly by accident
Number of CDs I own: not too many anymore
Number of Piercings: used to be over 40 now only 2
Number of Tattoos: i have 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing really
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Music:
i like ani difranco, ali handal, clutch, terrorvision, skunk anansie, eighties matchbox b-line disaster, snake river conspiracy, billy sheehan stuff, primus, the horrorpops, tura satana, guano apes, ned's atomic dustbin, one minute silence, faith no more and all mike patton stuff, wonderstuff, anthrax and i love juliette & the licks, garbage, tura satana, pixies, i like lots.
Movies:
Bio-Dome, Kung Pow, Empire Records, Detroit Rock City, Jim Carey movies!! Spidermans, Milk Money, Little Rascals, Stranger Than Fiction, I prefer funny movies.. i hate violent ones like scum or american history x.. they make me uncomfortable & queasy.
Television:
wrestling!! the cramp twins, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, trisha! monkey buisness, comedy.. lee evens, billy connely, dylan moran, ross nobel, dave chapelle.. def jam woooo! cage rage... slammiversary... that jack la lanne power juicer advert (its immence) the adventures of supermario at 3am on pOp! happy tree friends...braniac science abuse, spongebob of course and family guy.... tom green show, viva la bam, dirty sanchez, that 70's show, mythbusters, american chopper, great biker build off.....samurai jack! I miss Earthworm Jim!! The Brak Show. most Adult Swim stuff sealab 2021, wildlife shows! Adam & Joe, Mighty Boosh, Dark Place, The IT Crowd.
Books:
everything by robert rankin,, the brentford trilogy, snuff fiction, hollow chocolate bunnies of the apocalypse, website story, waiting for godaming, nostradamus ate my hamster, READ HIM! mick foley... have a nice day and foley is good! books about rockstars, loadsa diffferent autobiographies.... the satanic bible.. all of anton szandor lavey books..... and then of course theres viz..... powerslam, smackdown and raw magazines... and zero tollerance magazine too for it rules supreme... :D
Heroes:
Robert Rankin, Slash, Ani DiFranco, Pauly Shore, Heston Blumenthal, Ali Handal, Mick Foley, David Attenborough and Powdered Toast Man!! "cling tenaciously to my buttocks"
