BISONHAMMER

Fuck the usual " so, Tony met Dave at college and they fell in love to Master of Puppets......" bollocks. We are five dudes from Manchester who love Metal and play it like we wanna hear it. We put every last shred of ourselves in to this band and work hard as fuck for it. We gig as much as possible and love what we do. We've met some fucking awesome bands on the gig circuit who we hope will be friends for life and also some not so great bands who fall by the wayside through lack of commitment and passion. Fuck 'em. We are a crack team of Metal Commandos who will plug in, tear the shit out of anywhere, drink all your beer, fuck all your women and leave in a flaming hurricaine created by the wake of Thor's hammer crashing into the earth as he applauds the metal mastery of his five earthly sons.
"Bisonhammer is the twisted brainwrong of 5 deviant minds hellbent on creating an assquakingly heavy cocktail of exquisite aural motherfuckery.
They'll do anything!... Especially Gary...."
Supreme Beings & Guillotines
King of Sleep