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Super Cooper

That's great! Now sit on my face and tell me you love me!

About Me


Erm...where to start?
I live in shitty town called Ulverston, I have a shitty job at the Lakeside Hotel but somehow I always manage to have fun.
When I'm not getting as intoxicated as humanly possible I spend a lot of my time listening to music. I love heavy metal and punk rock, don't mind a bit of hardcore every now and again either. I try to watch as many bands as I can....shame the only local places with decent bands are The Queens / The Canteen. Movies are a big part of my life, especially random comedy. Can't get enough of it. Don't really play computer games much coz i'm usually too pissed, but don't mind a bash on Pro Evolution Soccer. Apart from that I love hanging out with my mates, being immature and causing havoc to society. Also enjoy waking up on peoples sofa with little recollection of how i ended up there. I'm really good at it too!

My Interests

Drinking beer
Smoking weed
Heavy Fucking Metal
Sandwiches
Football
Gigs
House parties
Boobies
Pro Evolution Soccer
That awesome tennis game on ma phone
Doing a "little dance" when it's least appropriate

Erm...I guess I'm up for anything really

I'd like to meet:

People with: A story to tell, a song to sing, a joint to smoke, a bong to toke, a beer to drink, a dance to dance and most importantly anyone willing to exchange sexual favours.
Wanna chat? Add me on msn - [email protected]



Videos
Womble passed out recieves a swift back-hander
Bambas Amazing Bendy Spoon Trick

Harrison sleeping through an onslaught of sack-taps at the hospital

White Lightning aint good for your guts
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Beatbox

Fonejacker Christmas Message

Pyschostick - The Beer Song

Merry Christmas from Mr Garrison

Noel Edmonds Spaz Mix

Mighty Boosh - Charlie's Story

Ross Noble - Meat Flaps

C K Y - Skeletor vs Beastman

FA Cup 1999 - Ryan Giggs vs Arsenal

How to "skin up"

Borat Reports on England

Team America - Dicks, Pussies & Assholes

Caliban - Wall of Death

Mighty Boosh - The Moon

Parkour Ninja

Devil Driver Circle Pit @ Download '06

South Parks Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire

Bam Margera - Skating Legend

How To Talk Like A Pirate

Devvo as Owt

Family Guy Farting Contest

Rolf Harris - Kiddie Killer

Terry Tate - Office Linbacker. Reebok Commercial

1 2 3 4 5

The Gay Adventures of Burnt Face Man



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Other Nonsence

Photo Album
Recent Tracks


Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. Cooper --
[adjective]:

pwns j00!

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com


What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: Manic Depressive

You have extreme cycles of highs and lows. Sometimes you feel like you don't know who you are. One week you could be very hyper and happy and the next week you are slow and depressed.


GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
Paranoia
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
What mental disorder do you have?
The Shin Collection I'm always looking to increase my portfolio of shins, so if you have any pictures of sexy shins or shins in funny situations, or shins wearing sily hats, send them in!

Music:

3 Inches of Blood
36 Crazyfists
Abraxas
All Shall Perish
Arch Enemy
Arctic Monkeys
A Perfect Murder
As Blood Runs Black
As I Lay Dying
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Bedlight For Blue Eyes
Billy Talent
Bleeding Through
Black Sabbath
Bloodhound Gang
Bring Me The Horizon
Bury Your Dead
Caliban
Carpathia
Cataract
Celtic Frost
Children of Bodom
Chimaira
C K Y
Coheed and Cambria
Cradle of Filth
Darkest Hour
Dead Man's Handle
Deftones
Deicide
Devil Driver
Disturbed
Down
Drowning Pool
Engerica
Ewigkeit
Fear Factory
Fight Paris
Foo Fighter
Forever Never
Furthest Drive Home
Gallows
Godsmack
Gorillaz
Guns 'n' Roses
Guttermouth
Hatebreed
Heaven Shall Burn
He Is Legend
Hell Is For Heroes
Himsa
I-Def-I
I Killed The Prom Queen
In Flames
Iron Maiden
Jimmy Eat World
Job For A Cowboy
Jusure
KoRn
Killswitch Engage
Lamb of God
Less Than Jake
Limp Bizkit
Machine Head
Mad Capsule Markets
Maroon
Mastodon
MC Lars
Metallica
Meshuggah
Muse
Nailbomb
Nile
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Nodes of Ranvier
NOFX
Open Hand
Opeth
Pantera
Papa Roach
Pendulum
Pennywise
PreSoulNation
Prodigy
Psychostick
Queens of the Stone Age
Raging Speedhorn
Reuben
Rob Zombie
Shadows Fall
Shatterpoint
Slayer
Sepultura
Slipknot
Soilwork
Soulfly
Still Remains
Stone Sour
Sylosis
System of a Down
The Berzerker
The Haunted
The Killers
The Misfits
The Offspring
The Secret Handshake
Throwdown
Trivium
Unearth
Velvet Revolver
Voodoo Glow Skulls
...could go on for ever but I won't.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Shaun of the Dead
Bubba Ho-Tep
Austin Powers
Saw and Saw 2
Half Baked
The Cat in the Hat
The Punisher
Team America
Scary Movie
The Search for the Holy Grail
Butterfly Effect
Anchorman
Cable Guy
Dodgeball
Pirates of the Carribean
Hostel
American Pyshco
It
Natural Born Killers
28 Days Later
Gone In 60 Seconds
Taledega Nights
Blade
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ali G In Da House
Constantine
Baseketball
House Of A Thousand Corpses
The Devils Rejects
The Corpse Bride
V For Vendetta
Slither
Bench Warmers
Predator
Batman Begins
51st State
From Dusk 'Til Dawn
Severance
Casino Royale
Haggard
Mirrormask
Monster Man
Lucky Number Slevin
Pan's Labyrinth
Click
... ermmm list is pretty much endless

Television:

The Mighty Boosh
Empire SQ
Family Guy
South Park
Simpsons
Celebrity Deathmatch
Ideal
Red Dwarf
Top Gear
Match of the day
My Name Is Earl
Peep Show
Bo' Selecta
The A-Team
Lost
Da Ali G Show
Catterick
Garth Merenghis Dark Place
Shameless
Roger and the Rottentrolls

Books:

The Timewasters Letters
Fear and Loathing
Misery
Dave Gormans Googlewhack Adventure
Help I'm a Prisoner in a Toothpaste Factory
The Hobbit
Lord of the Rings
Point Horror series when i was a kid
...prob more I just can't remember.

Heroes:

"Dimebag" Darrell Abbot - R.I.P.
Dez Fafara
Robb Flynn
Jeremy Clarkson
Trey Parker and Matt Stone (Sorry guys you only count as one!)
Ryan Giggs
Dave Gorman
Lee Evans
Chandler from Friends (not the actor, only Chandler himself)
Sebastion Foucas and David Belle - Parkour Gods!
Bam Margera
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