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Laura the Horror

Liberate Yourself and You liberate the world.

About Me

The same stream of life that runs through my veins Runs through the world and dances in rhythmic measure. It is the same life that shoots in joy through the dust of the earth In numberless blades of grass, Breaking in waves of leaves and flowers. The same life that rocks the cradle of birth and death In the ocean of eternal existence. My life is made glorious by touching this world And my pride is from knowing That the life-throb of ages dances in my blood at this moment.

My Interests

Mike, Music, art (mine and yours), love that crosses parallel universes, books, being apart of the greater good, powerful and fast machines, bananas, shamanism, polaroid pictures, a sad and pitiful sight, mexican martinis at Trudy's in Austin, juice, body movement, wonka vision, elephants, life threatening or altering situations, museums, mishaps in adventure, color, postsecret, long drawn out road trips, Buddhism, flannel sheets, lemon drop martinis at the Ritz in C.S., anthropology, root beer, boxing, fuzzy cats, Sasquatch Festival at the Gorge with Mike Original, spontanious human combustion(fascinating), something that is because it wants to be, a good poet, a revolution, an idea, and anyone who can rock the fuck out!

I'd like to meet:

the world. oh and these guys...Christain BaleThe Dean of MeanNick 13Zach Braff

Music:

Just go check out my friends and you'll get a fine idea.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Being John Malkovich, Army of Darkness, The Never-Ending Story, Legend, The Thomas Crown Affair, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Roman Holiday, Slam, The Grudge, Love Actually, American Beauty, Whale Rider, Happy Accidents, Kundun, Great Expectations, Momento, Labrynth, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Lost in Translation, Wild at Heart, Waking Life, Event Horizon, Northfork, Stealing Beauty, Before Sunrise, Secretary, Me and You and Everyone We Know, A Scanner Darkly, Sin City, True Romance, The Believer, Brick, The Fountain. I encourage everyone to go see The Fountain, open your mind and your eyes. By the way, if anyone has seen that last one please talk to me about it!!! I like anything with intelligence, movies that don't talk down to me and have perfect character development. Not big on most Hollywood crap.

Television:

Yen can Cook because if Yen can cook, THEN SO CAN YOU!!! Curb your Enthusiasm, Globetrekker, Reading Rainbow, Rescue Me, anything on the National Geographic Channel, The Girls Next Door. "Hef's not afraid of commitment, he's afraid of monogomy." -Holly....

Books:

Currently reading Alice in Wonderland and the Dead Emcee Scrolls, Saul Williams.

Heroes:

My brother and...
What should Laura do next?
Take over as the best dictator the world has ever seen.
Keep going to college and eventually get a degree of some kind.
Move to Hollywood and be make-up artist for those dingy stars.
Move to England and make lots of babies.

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My Blog

SURPRISE

Life is just the perpetual surprise that I exist.
Posted by Laura the Horror on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

Improper Cab Etiquette for an Improper World

1.  If you don't tip your cab driver and you leave your wallet in the cab, you're not getting your wallet back (or cell phone or keys or bag of whatever substance). :) 2.  Stop shooting us....
Posted by Laura the Horror on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:16:00 PST

On my way to work....

Taxi! Taxi!Lady cab driver -- Can U take me 4 a ride?Don't know where I'm goin' 'cuz I don't know where I've beenSo just put your foot on the gas -- let's driveLady -- don't ask questionsPromise I'll ...
Posted by Laura the Horror on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:46:00 PST

FACING WEST

Facing West from California's Shores Facing west from California's shores, Inquiring, tireless, seeking what is yet unfound, I, a child, very old, over waves, towards the house of maternity, ...
Posted by Laura the Horror on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jULY 4, 2004

Most of the time I am ashamed to be a white American.
Posted by Laura the Horror on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When Death Comes...

When Death Comes by Mary OliverWhen death comeslike the hungry bear in autumn;when death comes and takes all the bright coins from his purseto buy me, and snaps the purse shut;when death comeslike t...
Posted by Laura the Horror on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST