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Jerrod

The high-water mark of how to never live your life.

About Me

If you don't know me, you love me.

My Interests

The everyday, the mundane, the now...and sometimes then.

I'd like to meet:

No one. You want to meet me.

Music:

Turbonegro, Slim Cessna, The Cramps, Concrete Blonde, Finntroll, Queens of the Stone Age, Tom Waits, Ramones, Motorhead, PJ Harvey, Ed Rush, Bad Brains, adult., The Stills, Redman, Biz Markie, Gwar, Lamb, Metric, Ruby, Robert Johnson, Feelgood, Flux of Pink Indians, X-ray Spex, Hayden, Peaches, Mount Sims, ATR, Gold Chains, Talvin Singh, Method Man, Fluffy, Hammerhead, Upper Crust, Accept, KMFDM, Wumpscutt, Ministry, Depeche Mode, Robert Palmer, Cameo, Pansy Division, Genitorturers, James Brown, Asian Dub Foundation, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Autechere, Monster Magnet, Felixx da housecat, Miss Kittin, Whale, Lovers and Killers, Big In Japan, John Coltrane, Thelonius Monk, Bootsy Collins,Covenant, Dancehall music, Wilco, Velvet Underground, Portishead, Crack W.A.R., April March, Beck, SteelPole Bathtub, Curve, Tortoise, The Herbaliser, Switchblade Symphony, Bjork, Le Tigre, The Pist, The Cure, Radio Birdman, The Stooges, MC5, The Mooney Suzuki, Hanin Elias, Alec Empire, Sasha & Digweed, Rocket From The Crypt, DJ Shadow, DJ Spooky, Chicks on Speed, McLusky, DJ Funk, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Breeders, The Pogues, Rolling Stones, The Animals, The Misfits, Lush, Leonard Cohen, Magnetic Fields, Interpol, The Smiths ( I'm really not proud of that one),TV On the Radio, Leadbetter,Triac, Trephine (md), Mogwai, Bach ( Not Sebastian), Drive-By Truckers, Detroit Cobras, The Dirtbombs, New York Dolls, Guilt, Snapcase, Strife, Integrity, Estethro, Baxter, T.I., De La Soul, The Frogs, The Expotentials, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, Amen, Panjabi MC, Arab on Radar, Nashville Pussy, Cujo,Art Brut, Desmond Dekker, New Bomb Turks, Deep Sleep, Spank Rock, Earth, Wind, & Fire, 60's TV Theme Music, Nancy Sinatra, Rasputina, Wu-Tang Clan, Athlete, Beta Band, Blur, Oasis, The closing theme for Harvey Birdman: Attorney @ Law, Two if by Sea, God Lives Underwater, Black Dahlia Murder, Hell to Pay, Social Distortion, Doomriders, Neglect, Part Chimp, Sick Shit I heart.

Movies:

Trading Places, Fight Club, Airplane, Run Lola Run, Amelie, Usual Suspects, Creepshow I&II, El Mariachi, Bubba Ho-Tep, Love Actually, Blazing Saddles, Heathers, Very Bad Things, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Last of the Mohicans, American Ninja 2: The Confrontation, Down By Law, Hollywood Shuffle, The Last Dragon, Half-Baked, Zombie flicks, Visitor Q., Audition, BR, The Happiness of the Katakuris, Tales from the Darkside, KITH: Brain Candy, eXistenZ, M, Love and a .45, Kids, Gummo, Requiem for a Dream, Doom Generation, Nowhere, The Prophecy, Transformers: The Movie, Strange Days, Toxic Avenger I, One Crazy Summer, Better Off Dead, I 3 Huckabees, Kingpin, Basquiat, Clue, Saw ( continuity errors and all), Conan the Barbarian, Young Guns, Roadhouse ( The dude movie of dude movies), Orgazmo, Bush's Brain, 5th Element, The Professional, A Clockwork Orange, Death To Smoochy, Spun, Barton Fink, Trainspotting, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, 28 Days, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, etc...

Television:

Law and Order, Adult Swim, Cops, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Super-Milk-Chan, History Channel, Court TV, Discovery Channel, Brit-Coms

Books:

The Sadness of Sex, Like Being Killed, Survivor, Choke, Invisble Monsters, Candide ( Optimism), High Fidelity, The Thought Gang, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Cabal, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Wild Girl's Club, The Stranger, The Fall, Book Of Blood,1984, Brave New World, A Clockwork Orange,The Panther and the Lash, The United States of Poetry, Naked Pictures of Famous People, The Lucifer Principle, The Powerbook, The World & Other Places, Kitchen, Siddartha, Books on Various Cultural Mythology, Anything on Esoteric Buddhism, Existential Philosophy, A Clinical Study on Collective Behavior, The American Way of Death, Don't Read This Book if You're Stupid, A Party of One: The Loner's Manifesto, Satan Speaks: Collection of writings by Anton LaVey, Beat Poetry ( As Overrated as it is), Dorothy Parker ( Also my grandmother's name, which rocks), Choose-Your-Own Adventure books, etc...

Heroes:

Mom, Grans, Bro, Aunt Sue, ( RIP), My Grandfather Parker ( " We're all gonna be...RIP"), Lenny Bruce, Marvin Gay, Richard Pryor, Richard Hell, Lydia Lunch, Joey Ramone, Nat Turner, Natty Boh, Tom Waits, George Carlin, Cab Calloway, Jesse Owens, Chuck Paluhnick, Bender, John Brown, Lao Tzu, Langston Hughes, Albert Camus, Courtney Love, Lewis Black, James Brown ( RIP) ME.

My Blog

Hey kids...

So, coming back from " Vacation", I picked up a few things about yours truly that are bound to " shock and awe" you;1.) I love my friends, I really do. But I find it hilarious that two-thirds of every...
Posted by Jerrod on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:59:00 PST

This is what your penis goes into...

Failure is for 1:45am bang-outs and ways to earn a merit badge.
Posted by Jerrod on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST

On the subject of things that are dead to me....

I don't enjoy checking my myspace anymore other than to laugh and the blazing idiocy which has been the past few weeks of my existence. Oh, my.
Posted by Jerrod on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST

It's kind of amazing, really....

How no one can look you in the eye on a Sunday morning.
Posted by Jerrod on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:45:00 PST

Homebound

Soles so soredrinking winepassed out in the sunlazy bacchanalian summer dayssweat on the bottlesweat on the lawnthe mechanised clicks of a sprinkler near-bylips cracked and dry.The hallucinations will...
Posted by Jerrod on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 02:42:00 PST

A brief reminder....

1.) Marijuana leaf decals ( including t-shirts, wallets, lighters, etc...) are NOT cool. They look stupid and makes whoever carries them look like a fucking moron.2.) Think about it; The Crow was a st...
Posted by Jerrod on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST

Mmmmm....

Just for the record, whiskey and cigarettes are to me, the equivalent of a soft handjob and a Hot Pocket ( Pepperoni & Sausage)....-That's all.
Posted by Jerrod on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:53:00 PST

Things I hate...4.15.06.

MayonnaiseOld KetchupBud LightBar Beads ( the shit people pass out when girls flash their top-junk)Seafood ( Crabs, Lobster, Shrimp...they're bottom-feeders. Fucking Sea bugs, for christ's sake!)Peopl...
Posted by Jerrod on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 08:40:00 PST

tagged...

You know the deal. Once you're tagged, you post six things about yourself in a blog, then tag 6 people so they can post six things about themselves.1. I believe that mayonnaise is the most vile substa...
Posted by Jerrod on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:09:00 PST

How true internet lovers and legends are made...

Legend Of The Blood Ninja. Google this good shit, NOW!!!
Posted by Jerrod on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:27:00 PST