steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face! profile picture

steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face!

I am here for Friends

About Me

janell does not return phone calls. she does not like birds, she believes there are way to many of them. she wont eat bananas, but loves banana flavored food stuffs. she believes most personal problems can be solved with a good bm and a nap. janell believes that pants are overrated. she reads while walking and has run into many innocent trees and people. she photographs and sings badly, shes convinced that science will remedy this soon. she thinks jeff goldblum is it, and doesnt care who knows it. janell has the best of intentions, horrible follow through, and a sunny disposition that pops up at the worst of times. she loves, "wait, wait, dont tell me!" on npr. shes gonna kill all your friends and use their corpses to make a carousel, shes that metal. she has never failed to cry at that hallmark commercial with the old lady that never gets mail, but she always checks, and then one day she does. she is available for weddings and other events, please leave a message and hope for the best.body,body.bodyContent { padding-left: 385px; }
MySpace Layouts
    MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds

My Interests

I like reading and shoes, slow chunky metal, super poppy booty shaking music, CHARM CITY ROLLER GIRLS!!!, maryland public television, cereal, the number 3, Rumi and all pursuits of ecstatic love, broadcasting, porno, social dynamics of urban subcults, movies, baking, cheap champagne,people who wear levis and big ass belt buckles, the Civil War, hentai, classic font reproduction, calligraphy,dry humping, your mom!, Cake..no pie, Sunday Morning

I'd like to meet:

"hes gotta tattoo on his arm that says 'baby'. hes gotta another on that just says 'hey'."

Music:

Clutch, Eye Hate God, Jamiroquia, Primus, Henry Rollins/ Black Flag!!!/ Rollins Band...really anything w/ Hank!, Angry Amputees, The Dan Band!! Thrill Kill Cult, Mos DEf, Black Star, Assorted Jelly Beans, Transplants, Cannibal ox, Deltron 3030, Five Horse johnson, Flame Thrower, Frog One, Juggaknots, LA Symphony, Mastadon, Quasimotta, Rubber City Devils, SOD, Stiff Little Fingers, the Herbaliser, T.M.B.G., G. Love, Cavity, Mephiskapheles?,Citizen Cope, Fishbone, Robin Thicke, Daft Punk, Bjork, Sugar Cubes, Asian Massive, Jungle Rot, Dystopia, Make it easy on your self, Stevie Wonder, Snake Oil Medicine Show, Al Green, Goldie, Massive Attack, Ravi Shankar, Mr. Bungle, Bad Boy Bill, The Senators, Dream of Death, Rev. Horton Heat, The Irish Rovers, WAR, The Pet Shop Boys, Prick, Gang Star..., Beasties-only before, Ibrahim F., Fat Head-even though they arent together anymore, P-Funk, Fiona Apple, Cream, Aretha, Zeplin, The Murmurs, Propaghandi?, 50 Cent-for Jima, Funk Doobiest, 311, Tricky, Simon & Garfunkel, Pearl Jam-I3 EV, Credence, Pizzicato 5, Junior Walker, The Cramps, The Kinks, Queen, The soundtrack to Flash Gordon the Movie & What not.

Movies:

The Last Temptation of Christ, Scorsese, best movie ever, The Adventures of Baron Von Munchhausen- or any Terry Gilliam film, Rules of Attraction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Riders of the Storm, The Man Who Shot Liberty Vallance, Srgt. York,Flash Gordon, Kundun, The Ring, The Magdelene Sisters, Trekkies, Young Frankenstein!!!, Tromeo & Juliet, dr. Strangelove, The High Plains Drifter, The Odd Couple-w/ Jack Lemon, The ninth Gate, The Never Ending Story, THe attack of the Fifty Foot Woman, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Zulu, The Man Who Would be King, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Indiana Jones and the Teple of Doom, Almost Famous, Cherry 2000, Bladerunner, A Midsummers Night Dream, Gummo, Willy Wonka, Mission to Mars, The Astronauts Wife, Abyss, The Civil War by Ken Burns, WW II by KEn BUrns, This is the English Beat, East is East, The Full MOnty, The Guru, Velvet Goldmine, Party Monster, Kingdom of Heaven, Bladerunner, Dr. No, Goldfinger, Shot in the Dark, The Pink Panther Strikes Back, Moby Dick, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Bjork-Vespertine-Live at the London Opera House....

Television:

Globe Trekker ,And Blind Date! Red Drawf..SRUBS, Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, nova science now, soul train reruns

Books:

Extacy/ Irving Welsh, The Queen of the Dammed, Tuck Everlasting, The Essential Rumi, Taboo, Green Jello/ Amanda Fillipachi, Blood & Gold, The Fulfilments of Hate And Lust, The Unfortunate DAy You Were Born On, Broken, It, The Dune Seri- I am a dork!, Fourty Whacks-the Story of Lizzie Borden, Burn-the story of evil women.., Strange Gods, Phophet of Rage, Myst..yes there is a book, Anno Dracula, The Pillars of the Earth, The Prepy Handbook :),anything neil gaiman, anything shelby foote, anything else I can get my hands on

Heroes:

Russel Fraiser...GO RUSS!!!, People who dont like me

My Blog

this sentence will be used by janell illegally

This sentence is made of lead( and a sentence made of lead gives the reader an entirely different sensation that the one made of magnesium). This sentence is made of yak wool. This sentence is made of...
Posted by steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face! on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:59:00 PST

In my head...annotate

WICKER Like ravens on a scarecrow Too old to beat them off The guilt ferments Familiarity breeds contempt The yoke of faith splatters silent Harvest time, red moon rising Anvil cloud, lightning rod ...
Posted by steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face! on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:54:00 PST

The fine art of assish behavior...and a fond return to the Old Goat Faith...who's fucking cats!

"One of the worst crimes performed by the christian faith was the villification of the "Old Good God", and its eventual transformation into the now known devil. The Good God and his sister, mother, lo...
Posted by steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face! on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 09:27:00 PST

Im sorry Cath-a-ma-leen!!!!....Aw, Mom!

Cathleen&Im Sorry! And Mom, stop!   Im a dirty, bad, bad monkey, as usual, I was and am sick and lazy and repentent!! I almost bought you a burrito cause I was in the neighborhoo, but I didnt c...
Posted by steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face! on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 01:08:00 PST

Your F*cked...and your F*cking us!!!!

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit one more time Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit i am not one to fall in to a funk...but this aint funk, this is the ...
Posted by steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face! on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 02:00:00 PST

The truth of it all.......

Captain America, where are you now? Minuteman, please show me how To wash this blood from my hands, make it go away The evils of my forefathers pale to those today Sins of gods run through the head, ...
Posted by steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face! on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:46:00 PST

I thought they would be more inventive.....

The Fates, Him, Them, Creation, Menmoch, what have you. If a point is being made, Im missing the nuances. Im a bull and stay out of the proverbial china store for a reason. ...
Posted by steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sweet Honey in the Rock........Im a "Drunk Disaster"

Watched this awesome docu on SHITR,  I am actually going to shel the $30.00 for the dvd from MPT. MY aunt listened to Sweet Honey as long as I can remember, but I never appreciated it. But gawd i...
Posted by steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Effin' Roller Derby!!!

Rawks!! So damn hard! Hanging out with a bunch of kick ass broads was awesome!!! The only downside is that my thighs are sooooo sore! i havent skated for more than 3 mins. around the living room in ye...
Posted by steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ask me why I love you....

I stole this form Arourah(sorry I cant spell) I adore to wax poetic on the amazing people that I get to share my life with! And I now have the chance. Ask and ye shall receive...but dont be all d...
Posted by steak-knife will sharpen herself on your face! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST