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Call Me Crafta

Get your OWN dollhouse!

About Me

In the real world my name is Emily. I want to like you, really I do.

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My Interests

iced coffee, Charm City Roller Girls, feminism, eye shadow, crafts, Bitch magazine, equality, the cool kids of catonsville, sex positivism, cute overload, reading, roller skates, Ellicott City, scarves, goldfish, tea, knitting, shows, teapots, making up, learning from mistakes, dancing, sequins, glitter, spinach, finishing homework, history, stripes, multi colored duct tape, vintage, bright sneakers, Texas Pete, Halloween, Baltimore, cheshire cats, water, my camera phone, trees, the elderly, gnomes, paper lanterns, old hats, my diva cup, cloth pads, bras that fit as well as lift, underwear, jeans, ribbon, liberal bumper stickers, quilts, bracelets, drinking, leg and arm warmers, my neon, quarters, the umbc women's center, black cats, my neighbors.

I'd like to meet:

Roller Girls, Crafters, and Feminists. Anyone who combines the three gets a drink..I also enjoy porn bots, so keep the friend requests coming!

Music:

a few of my favorites are: le tigre, the Pippets, the Dresden Dolls, Immortal Technique, the pretenders, buddy holly, loretta lynn, bikini kill, flogging molly, bob dylan, joan baez, the kinks, rasputina, tiger army, the roots, sleater-kinny, patsey cline, to name a very small few.

Movies:

Alfred Hitchcock movies, Metropolis, the Rules of the Game, Kill Bill, Fight Club, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, the original Mancherian candidate, the Shawshank Redemption, Run Lola Run

Television:

I'm that person who watches reality TV. I'm so sorry.

Books:

To Kill a Mocking Bird, the Scarlett Letter, all five Harry Potter books, Dracula, the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Beowulf, Macbeth, A Modest Proposal, The Odyssey, A Rose For Emily. i also have a burgeoning love for graphic novels, a few of my favorites are Y, the Last Man and the Runaways and Fables.

Heroes:

these women:

My Blog

what frenzt lohan has always wanted to know about crafta.

Frenzy Lohan asked me these five questions.  let me know if you want me to ask YOU five questions.  DO YOU DARE!?!?1) You and I both have old-ass parents. I have my own views on how this sha...
Posted by Call Me Crafta on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:46:00 PST

babies =/= puppies

Sometimes I think about having kids and about how I want to have a baby.  Having a baby right now is absolutly out of the question because of school/money/social issues.  But I still think a...
Posted by Call Me Crafta on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

props to south beach

Did you fit into your skinny jeans today?  Because I totally fit into mine.  I mean, sure my skinny jeans are a size 14 but c'mon.  I have such a cute butt in thise jeans.
Posted by Call Me Crafta on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST

on this whole profile tracker thing...

i'm not going to download it.  go ahead, keep looking at my profile, it's not like i'm going to know it's you.  but you are sure going to know how crazy I am. i'm not going to let a little t...
Posted by Call Me Crafta on Sat, 06 May 2006 08:26:00 PST

one more reason for my mom to be ashamed on holidays

i gave up cheese a week ago and have drastically cut down on the milk and eggs i eat.  have i given up french fries?  HELL NO!  honestly it was a for a lot of reasons, but i missed havi...
Posted by Call Me Crafta on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:56:00 PST

Lookout Fucktards: Homegirl's Throwing Some Logic Down

Tonight a person on my friends list posted the following as a bulliten.  His name is Josh/Soup but he currently goes by lifeless reanimation for the purposes of myspace.  My r...
Posted by Call Me Crafta on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 09:13:00 PST

survey with a smile.

First job:   Dog walking in the fifth grade...or in terms of real work,  michael's art's and craft's my senior year.  Cheap art supplies made me smile. First school: thunderhill n...
Posted by Call Me Crafta on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 09:17:00 PST

see i had tallent once (revisited)

actually these are not new at all, i just wanted to move the blog up so that people could find it.  here is the address to see a few of my older paintings which are also some of my most recent.&...
Posted by Call Me Crafta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mother fucking glitter

six reasons why i hate glitter: 6: People who ask me what the difference is between glitter and fairy dust and who arn't trying to be funny. 5: it makes my head itch, making me fear for my o...
Posted by Call Me Crafta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

see, i had talent once.

here is the address to see a few of my older paintings which are also some of my most recent.  some are finished but others are not.  later, I want them permanently on a page here or somethi...
Posted by Call Me Crafta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST