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Saint Christopher

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About Me


You Are 92% Sociopath
You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy. Are You A Sociopath?
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You are Chris 'Prince Of Drummers' Summers Engen.
The meanest motherfuckers on CHiPs have nothing
on you. Behind those massive 70's aviator
sunglasses your eyes see all. Well, all of the
drum kit, anyway.
What kind of a motherfucker are you?
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Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
Gimme some sugar baby.
Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
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Fight Club!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of
exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic
and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an
ancient and noble house, you were married
(against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress
for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and
with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your
mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a
lettre de cachet for 14 years until the
Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean,
charming, you became a Revolutionary,
miraculously escaping the guillotine during the
Terror, only to be arrested later for
publishing your erotic novels. You spent your
final 12 years in the insane asylum at
Charenton, where you caused another scandal by
directing plays using inmates and professional
actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in
the arms of your teenage mistress. You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.
Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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My Interests


You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Pinhead


65%

Leatherface


65%

Captain Spaulding


55%

Freddy Krueger


50%

Jigsaw


50%

Michael Myers


45%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Candyman


35%

Buffalo Bill


25%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com Starting marmoset ranch, Prarie dogs, Really mean gay dogs, Chompin' on beans, Picking up ten foot tall transvestitutes, Watching my dog hump people's arms, Skeeters and weedwhackers, Woody sounding words, Boiling people in oil, Masturbation, Eating bloody meat, Putting cumbersome objects in my orifices, Cornholing, Self destruction, Fear and loathing, Making Films, Turbojugend, Watching Movies, Music, Occasional visits to the local watering hole, Tinkering with my car, Collecting useless objects, Collecting useless knowledge, Taking over the world

Music:

Turbonegro, The Hellacopters, Dwarves,Thin Lizzy, Roky Erikson, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Dead Boys, New York Dolls, Alice Cooper, Radio Birdman, Mentors, Scumfucks, William Elliot Whitmore, Misfits, The Stooges, Gwar, Ramones,Minor Threat, Operation Ivy, Dead Kennedys, Exploited, Circle Jerks, The Germs, Backyard Babies, Black Flag, The Queers, The Cramps, The Buzzcocks,Richard Hell, Johnny Thunders, Murder Junkies, MC5,T. Rex, Joan Jett, Patti Smith, Turbo A.C.'s, Motorhead, Ironboss, Avail, Clutch, Lungfish, Born Against, Next Step Up, Crowbar, Unsane, Meatjack, Triac, Fishnet Stalkers, Expotentials, Misery Index, Sepultura, Slayer, W.A.S.P., Anthrax,Crass,Wildhearts, Richmond Sluts, White Stripes, Liars, Black Sabbath, Judas Preist, AC/DC, Guns'n fuckin' roses, Motley Crue, Kix, Hanoi Rocks, James Brown, Fishbone, Firehose, Funkadelic, Betty Davis, The Roots, Black Star, Public Enemy, BDP, Jeru, Gangstar, Prince, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, Billy Holliday, Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Aretha Franklin, B.B.King, Bobbie Bland, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Sly and the Family Stone, O Jays, Louis Armstrong, Tom Waits, Otis Redding, Otis Blackwell, The Jellyrolls, R.L. Burnside, Andre Williams, Houndog Taylor, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, Hank Williams, Hank Williams III, Waylon Jennings, Jon Wayne, Drive by Truckers, Wayne Hancock, Dale Watson, Chesterfield Kings, Beatles, The Animals, David Bowie, Alice Cooper, Velvet Underground, DEVO, Talking Heads, The Who, The Kinks, Faces, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Janis Joplin, Simon & Garfunkel, Van Morrrison, Cat Stevens, Beethoven, Mozart, Ministry, Revolting Cocks,Mindless Self Indulgence, Left Rights, The O,Pailhead, LARD, Skinny Puppy, Jesus Lizard, Steve Albini (Rapeman, Big Black, Shellac), Mike Patton projects (Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Tomahawk, Lovage...etc.)...I think this list could go on for days

Movies:

Snuff amputee midget pornograghy with animals, Anything by David Lynch, Takashi Miike,David Cronenberg, Scorsese, Kubrick, Hitchcock, Gasper Noe, Romero, Argento, Cohen Bros. . Most Brando movies, Jimmy Stewart, To Kill A Mockingbird (Gregory Peck), Annie Hall, Happiness, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Coffin Joe, Original Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Evil Dead 2. Napolean Dynamite, Almost any cheesy horror movie you can think of (former Troma employee, so I've seen a lot of them). Anything disturbing or in poor taste.Toilet Humor

Television:

Twin Peaks, The Munsters, The Addams Family, Six Feet Under, Mr. Show, Family Guy, South Park, Adult Swim, Kids In The Hall, The State, Upright Citizens Brigade, Reno 911, Monty Python's Flying Circus, History Channel, A&E, TCM, Discovery Channel, TLC

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, Running With Scissors, Without Feathers, Dude Where's My Country, Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them, On The Road, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Invisible Man (Ellison), House Of Leaves, Poetics, Anything by: Hunter S. Thompson, Bukowski, Burroughs, Kafka, Kundera, Wells, Tolkien, Sedaris, Oscar Wilde, Tennessee Williams, and the great George Carlin

Heroes:

George Carlin, Tom Waits, David Lynch, Marlon Brando, Albert Fish

My Blog

To all my friends.......

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Posted by Saint Christopher on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST

double death

Both of my grandfathers died this weekend. One from my stepfather, one from my father. The viewings ended up next to each other. Strangest thing I have ever dealt with. One side I look just like my fa...
Posted by Saint Christopher on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:23:00 PST

Snow White

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'25%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65.1%Shamelessness40%Puts 'em on the glass 79.3% Sex Drive 18%Humps fire h...
Posted by Saint Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Freud Test

Freudian Inventory Results Oral (50%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own. Anal (50%) you appear ...
Posted by Saint Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friendster comments

Since I really did appreciate the comments left for me on Friendster. And I never go there anymore. I'm gonna post them here. Why? Because I'm a self-centered bastard. That's why!!! Vera Pelt, 06/...
Posted by Saint Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Living after midnight

Maybe I'm drunk, but I think living after midnight by Judas Priest could quite possibly be the best rock and roll song ever written.
Posted by Saint Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Punk Rock Baby!!!!

You're a True Punk. You know that punk isn't allabout studded jackets and mohawks. If you'repolitical, you're actually informed. Most ofthe stuff you love is from before the 80s,though you know bands ...
Posted by Saint Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I knew I was going to hell, but this is ridiculous!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo ...
Posted by Saint Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST