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brie

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INSTIGATOR. PROFLIGATE SCALLYWAG. HOT AS HELL. INVENTOR OF THE PEGBOY 2000. FINANCIALLY DEVASTATED. DEVASTATING. HEARTBREAKING SCUM

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I'd like to meet:

jarvis cocker in a dark alley

Music:

NICK CAVE, THE BIRTHDAY PARTY, THESE IMMORTAL SOULS, T-REX, THE RUNAWAYS, JOAN JETT & THE BLACKHEARTS, HANOI ROCKS, THE RAMONES, NEW YORK DOLLS, MR. THUNDERS(ANY FORMAT-ME-OW), THE STOOGES, THE OLD 97'S, RHETT MILLER, DEAD BOYS, LORDS OF THE NEW CHURCH, BILLIE HOLIDAY, ELLA FITZGERALD, NINA SIMONE, PATSY CLINE, JOHNNY CASH, THE CRAMPS, LOUIS XIV, LORETTA LYNN, GIRLS AGAINST BOYS, MIRANDASEXGARDEN, ANDONE, SAHARA HOTNIGHTS, BOWIE, THE STONES, ME SINGING IN MY CAR, THE SHOWER, ETC.

Movies:

FREEWAY, FREEWAY 2, EVIL DEAD, ARMY OF DARKNESS, DARIO ARGENTO(SUSPIRIA'S THE BEST),THIS IS SPINAL TAP,ALL JOHN WATERS(CRYBABY'S MY FAVORITE), THAT ONE YOU MADE W/ YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU THOUGHT NO ONE SAW, BUT YOUR FRIEND SHOWED ME WHEN HE WAS DRUNK IN A FAILING ATTEMPT TO BED ME, ANY REALLY BAD FULL MOON, LOLITA(W/ SUE LYON),WILD AT HEART, BLUE VELVET, VELVET GOLDMINE, ANIMAL PORNOGRAPHY INVOLVING SLOTHS ROLLING AROUND IN POO (THEIRS OR MINE).

Television:

MR. SHOW, KING OF THE HILL, UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE, IRON CHEF(JAPAN), LITTLE BRITAIN, LEAGUE OF GENTLEMAN, FATHER TED, THE BEN STILLER SHOW, KIDS IN THE HALL, FAMILY GUY, SIMPSONS, NIP/TUCK, ROD SERLING'S NEW NIGHTMARE, X-FILES, OLD TWILIGHT ZONE, THAT ONE HOSTED BY HENRY ROLLINS, .

Books:

TRUMAN CAP[OTE( MAINLY HIS ACCOUNTS OF THE IDYLLIC SOUTH, CHUCK PALAHNIUK, CHRISTOPHER MOORE, DAVID SEDARIS, CHARLES BUKOWSKI(MASOGONISTIC BASTARD THAT HE IS...), THE BRONTES, AUSTEN(DORK),

My Blog

to aaaaallll my friiieeeends

thanks to... peter and chris for helping w/ the heavy liftin' sascha for having been so patient laura and rob for wranglin' my youngun amanda for letting me be a bum for a while, and taking/viewing m...
Posted by brie on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:48:00 PST

the judgement of solomon- slightly impaired

DON'T EVER DRINK SHERRY. EVEN UNDER COERCION. It should only be consumed by elderly ladies whilst playing canasta. And perhaps, not even then. Heed my advice. DESPERATION MAY BE THE MOTHER O...
Posted by brie on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:24:00 PST

don't even bother reading this.

why is the last item in the cupboard always mixed fruit? ...
Posted by brie on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:47:00 PST

how dry i am...

i am charming, chill out
Posted by brie on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:37:00 PST

hormonally yours

every year i get dangerously closer to becoming an adolescent boy. my libido is ridiculous. i have little to no control over what comes out of my mouth. i'm consistently offending some person or anoth...
Posted by brie on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:35:00 PST

the power of memory

The sadness in memory is that we lose each moment to the next. We can record it as we like, but the mind is fickle. It remembers what it wants and leaves a thousand thoughts with no feelings behind th...
Posted by brie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BLOG DRAG

you know what sucks!-when you see that people are reading your blogs...but nobody writes a damned word. and then you're all "hey-my stupid thoughts are even more stupid than i thought..." and then ...
Posted by brie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mother superior

i used to theorize that it's impossible for anyone to commit a truly unselfish act. then i was like-oh...that's just ME!
Posted by brie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SSSSEARIN' HATE!

i am very miffed! i tol y'all ya bes' be leavin' me mail an' comments an' shit....iiaint got nuffin'! my metal heart is breakin'! what if i was isolated entirely, away from the civilized world-then wh...
Posted by brie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

QUARTERLIFE CRISIS!!!!

for f~..ks sake! in a couple of weeks i will hit the quarter-century mark! that just totally freaked me out---i mean, not in actuality, but on paper. that's just a minute away from 30, which is fine, ...
Posted by brie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST