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If It Ain't Tiff, It Ain't Worth A Fudge!

I love sluts, sluts rock.

About Me

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Chech out my new petsitting/ dog walking service!
www.myspace.com/bisoumilou Find me on MySpace and be my friend!
I refuse to revamp my profile completely, I pretty much adore the same stuff as always.
I miss Hawaii, but I don't wanna live there right now.
In a karate-chop-ass band- Blondsai! Look for us.
I love the bohemian philosophy.
I love to be outdoors, and I don't mind being alone as long as I'm there.
Freddy Mercury has been loved by me since my twelfth year. I'm attacking the family alcoholic tradition.
Born and partly raised in Hawaii. Moved when I was 13 and DON'T visit just about every year anymore, low $$$. I like to be tickled, but when I say stop I mean more. I love my boyfriend, he's the greatest thing ever, ever, ever most of the time. Born and raised in Hawaii and every where else; entire family resides there. I'm a freaking mutt and this is getting ridiculous, but if you must know, I'm Hawaiian, Swedish, Portuguese, Italian, German, Welsh, South African with a dash of Sioux, Irish and Chinese (but not exactly in that order)... yes, I said Chinese; it must be the blonde curly hair *rolls squinty eyes*. Hence my crazy lineage, I consider myself well cultured at least as far as my palate goes. Animal freak, show goer, musically retarded.
I can be sappy as hell.
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My Interests


Check out my band's page @ www.myspace.com/blondsai

I like to steal flyers and show posters. Making love in positions even Twister hasn't seen. Ummm, currently spray painting gold on anything I can get my hands on. Watching my friends pee... SIKE! My dog Oscar (seriously the best guy on my block, plus he get's excellent style points) and music, music, music. Photography, collecting guitars and looking at them, zombie movies (I can refer you to an excellent zombie porn!!!).
PBR's Bull of the year, Little Yellow Jacket.

I'd like to meet:

Don't ask.

Music:

GITO GITO HUSTLER, LOCK N LOLL!
I'm a ballad junkie and a sucker for a twangy voice. If you can bring it on guitar or mandolin, I'll probably love you. Phil Spector at large. Isaac Hayes voice makes the thighs quiver and the sex happen. God send me women with some soul or Jarvis Cocker will do~ Billie Holiday, Maria Callas, France Gall, Dinah Washington, Etta James (to name a few), Roots Rock and styles that are a derivative of roots rock~ Doo Wop, old R&B, rockabilly, surf, opera, classical, bluegrass, old country.

Pete Townshend, Knut Schreiner A.K.A. Euroboy, The Who, New York Dolls, The Kinks, Syd Barrett w/ Pink Floyd, Faces, Link Wray, Mick Ronson! Jacobites, Screeching Weasel, The Black Forest Locomotive, Santo & Johnny, Pulp, Devotchka, Turbonegro, Lou Reed, Wayne County & the Electric Chairs, Queen, Elvis, Barracudas, Jive Bombers, T-Rex, Dick Dale, The Zombies, Johnny Thunders, the Stones, Eric Burdon and the Animals, Crass,Dave Clark 5, The Clash, B.B. King, Association, Wanda Jackson, Small Faces, David Bowie, T.M.G.E., the Ramones, Gogol Bordello, Connie Francis, the Beatles, Yardbirds, Gen X, Miss Marianne Faithful, the mutha-fuckin Sonics, Miss Patsy Cline, Miles Davis, Mamas & the Papas, Descendents, Ronettes, Pulp, The Popster and those Stooge guys, Heart, Alphabet Bombers, Blonde Redhead, Hank Williams Sr.,Total Fury, Damned, Minor Threat, early Bad Brains, Stiff Little Fingers, Skeeter Davis, Dead Boys, Kings of Nuthin', Adolescents, Nancy Sinatra, Texas Terri, Dag Nasty...and bands that like big dicks and cannot lie.

Movies:


Zomedie, so rad..
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Belle Dujour (love, love Catherine Deneuve), Earth Girls Are Easy, Jeux d'enfants, most David Lynch, Fellini's Casanova, Wild At Heart is tops!!! Killer Condom (okay it bites, but you can't lose with a title like that) LOOK I made a pun! most things Troma, Valley of The Dolls
"WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE THIS!!!"

Books:

God bless you Dr. Kevorkian, Tank Girl comic, On the Road, I Lived to Tell It All (George Jones biography), How to drive Your Man Wild In Bed (pure hilarity), Rock Wives, American Psycho, Son of Rosemary (Rosemary's Baby follow-up), more than I care to list.

Heroes:

My.best.friends.