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BrittaniA

Dynamite with a Laser Beam

About Me

i am a supercomputer of short term memory. sushi, sushi, sushi. i am horrible at all math except geometry. i am indefinitely unsure of myself in all aspects, i don't think it can be fixed. i have a bad temper but it is rarely exhibited. i am actually a nice and thoughtful person but it is selective caring as i call it. i hold hands and share everything. i am bad at calling people back and checking my voicemail. i make the best deviled eggs in the universe, i will challenge you. i like playing super nintendo with my boyfriend and having taco nite. i am protective but jealous too. I eat gravy fries with ketchup and gravy, so it looks like throw-up salad. i want to continue my education but i don't see that happening. i enjoy partaking in false realities and ignoring certain dimensions. i am the least photogenic human that has ever existed.
brittany --
[adjective]:
Banshee-like
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

sleeping, black unicorns, cheap vodka, sharing, kitties, sleeping with the window open & watching critters 2, hummus & falafel, various smoking devices made of glass, the future, antiques, history, US weekly, collecting 80's vhs tapes, being to fucking nice, my beautiful HOUSE, scissors, glue, cheapie records, 60's & 70's ceramics, The Middle Ages, wikipedia, The Crusades, some mortuary science, plague, asshole christians & murder rates.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:



Movies:

knocked up, trick or treat, hairspray, dead alive, monster squad, serial mom, death spa, Napoleon D, House II, say anything, donnie darko, harold & kumar, saving silverman, the church, the good girl, royal tenenbaums, cry baby, critters 2, Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Beetlejuice, Bram Stoker's Dracula & The Fearless Vampire Killers.

Television:

CLEAN HOUSE, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The First 48, Antiques Roadshow, The History Channel, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Everybody Loves Raymond, &

Books:

Religion & Science by: Bertrand Russell
I'm With The Band by: Pamela Des BarresHollywood Babylon by: Kenneth Anger

Heroes:

my dad & Caravaggio.

My Blog

get down goblin

has anyone watched the A M A Z I N G video i have on my page?? i was just wondering. if you haven't yet...holy shit do it nowwwwwwwww.
Posted by BrittaniA on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:24:00 PST

xmas failure.

Hey.To everyone that was going to come to my parent's house Christmas day for the as advertised free food, booze, fun & illegals etc.....My sincere apologies for flaking out. I was bummed as were my ...
Posted by BrittaniA on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

my new kitty kat.

I forgot to tell everyone i got a new kitten. He is a boy and he has black/charcoal fuzzy hair. I named him George Jones. I call him "Georgie", bf calls him "GEORGE JONES" or "kitten". he likes to eat...
Posted by BrittaniA on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:02:00 PST

TAKE A GUESS?

vampireS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE REAL. i saw one and it tried to get me and my friend christina. he was in frederick. long story short we sacrificed our friend and pushed him into the vampireman and ran ...
Posted by BrittaniA on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:54:00 PST

Dear Halloween

Make me this! I am tired of coming up with generic last minute outfits. I know this year will not change.
Posted by BrittaniA on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:46:00 PST

Tasty on Myspace! FRIENDS READ.

So I was just asking a favor of all my friends to add "tasty" the dj night im part of at the Ottobar. I don't have time to go through an add people, or at least I don't know how to add a shitload of ...
Posted by BrittaniA on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST

FINALLY I FOUND OUT!

THAT THIS MAN IS REALLLLLLLL. SEE MY "PEOPLE I LIKE TO MEET" THAT LEOTARD GUY....   WELL LOOKY HERE. http://www.tronguy.net/Xinchub/   BEST DAY EVERRRRRRRR....
Posted by BrittaniA on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:46:00 PST

Tasty in the Sun.

Nothing Really Ever Cool Happens to Me or My Friends, OR ME.   http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bal-li.scene13jul1 3,0,2207672.story?coll=bal-live-headlines   a picture of us a la ch...
Posted by BrittaniA on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:55:00 PST

Wikipedia & Dracula = Sundays at work

so i love wikipedia and dracula. vampires in general. but this is pretty rad how Vlad Tepes killed people. pretty gross :-) More than anything else, the historical Dracula is known for his exceeding c...
Posted by BrittaniA on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 12:07:00 PST

I want......... continued......

I want to buy this with my babeh...i like this one better. and this one too...but it's in PA...check it.. http://www.hanoverhometeam.com/irw/showlisting.php?lid=8326& amp;n= I'll be 24 soon. uhhhh....
Posted by BrittaniA on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:32:00 PST