name: JD
I am here to apologize for buying crystal meth
from a male prostitute in a Senate restroom.
This, as well as my obsession with crop circles
when Saturn goes retrograde makes it clear my
zombie upbringing disrupted my wi-fi service.
In closing, I ask you to prank call Bill O'Reilly
and measure twice, cut once
hey, i hate my life. i'm a huge tool
enjoy yourself being hot.....
Imagine a society where:
1. there is no “rich†or “poorâ€, but everyone’s basic needs are met?
2. we reject the notion that one can "own" the land", that national borders and property lines are illusions we don’t need?
3. instead of working for individual wealth, community members work collectively to serve the needs of the entire community.
4. we aren’t told that “freedom†means ruthlessly competing with others?
5. we directly participate in making the decisions that affect our communities and our lives rather than letting corporate and governmental elites make them for us?
6. we treat animals and the earth with respect, rather than as commodities for consumption?
7. there is no such thing as money?
8. we share resources voluntarily and thus don’t NEED a concept of private property (as in capitalism) or state property (as in Soviet-style “communismâ€)?
9. we settle our differences without violence or coercion?
10. we don’t fear each other and don’t need police, judges, or courts?
11. we embrace children’s creativity and curiosity rather than stifling them in schools?
12. we aren’t bombarded by advertisements telling us to buy crap we don’t really need?
13. there are no nations to divide us, and no “leaders" fomenting ethic tensions to make us hate each other?
14. we don’t have, want, or need a military?
15. we consider the impact of our actions on future generations, instead of on the bottom line in the next fiscal quarter?