My band BisonHammer and my Warrior Metal brethren Toby, Titch, Ad and Gary. myspace.com/bisonhammer;Music, sex, Munging, smelling dogs ears, chubby chicks, the cold side of the pillow, learning, sex, sound engineering, female ejaculation, sex, fighting with dogs, reading, playing guitar, writing music, philosophy, beards, partying, rocking out, pinching bums, nice hats, existential despair, dancing, laughin', jokin', smiling at babies, sunrise and sunset, thunder storms, log cabins, creepy forests and swords and Pizza.
Which tyrannical dictator do you most emulate?
Attila the Hun
You are the barbarian of barbarians. Even Conan takes his horned helmet off in your presence, just before you cleave him in twain with a rusty battle axe. The ladies love you, the men fear you... unfortunately, even you are no match for a nosebleed. You will die on your back, drunken and bleeding all over your virgin bride.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||| 23%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
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Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
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Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
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Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
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Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
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Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Vision will blind. Severance ties. Median am I. True are all lies" Firstly and foremostly METAL!!! Then Hip-Hop and Drum'n'Bass coming a close and equal second. Periphery and bulb, Gojira, Lamb Of God, Devin Townsend, Swans, Jarboe, Oxbow, Amber Asylum, Strapping Young Lad, Behemoth, Clawfinger, Limp Bizkit (shut up), Meshuggah, Killswitch, Pantera (R.I.P Dime), Children of Bodom, Arsis,Mastodon, The Red Chord, Burzum, 1349, Mayhem, Emperor, Mortician, Nile and Karl Sanders, Victim, Slayer, Will Haven, Deftones, ISIS, Moss, Sikth, Fear Factory, Behemoth, Hypocrisy, Finntroll, Korpiklani, Ensiferum, Dimmu Borgir, Metallica, ScissorFight, Clutch, Bleed The Sky, Opeth, B.L.S, G'n'R, SUNNO))), Machine Head, Deftones, RBH, R.A.T.M, Death from Above 1979, Electric Wizard, Decapitated, Mindless Self Indulgence, Soundgarden, Warrant, Down, Deftones, God Forbid, Bison Hammer, Tool, Type O Negative, Hendrix, Corrosion of conformity, Rammstein. Eighties Matchbox, Gogol Bordello, The Cure, Downset, Crowbar, Burn the Priest, Hip-Hop, Funk, Electronica, Miscellaneous- Saul Williams, Roots Manuva, J5, Kool Keith, Erykah Badu, Kavinski, Moon-Eyes, Jean Baudin, Yves Carbonne, Eric B and Rakim, RUN DMC, Aesop Rock, Latif, Gift of Gab, Doyle Bramhall, Questlove, George Clinton and Parliament, Afrika Bambaataa, Public Enemy, any DEF JUX, Blackalicious, Cee-Lo Green tha soul machine, Mixmaster Mike, Fingathing, Broke'N'English, Qaunum, Dizzee Rascal, B-B-B-B-Beanie Man! Blud and Fiya Sound System, Spank Rock, DJ Vadim, M.I.A, Dalek, ICE-T, NWA, Eazy muthafuckin' E, Coldcut, ODB (RIP), Wu-Tang, MEFF, Busta Rhymes' first two albums, Beastie Boys, Ramellzee, Snoop, N.E.R.D., JT, Lil' Jon, Necro, Ill Bill, Ludacris, FUCK 50 cent . Drum&Bass- Pendulum, Spor,Aural Carnage, Evol Intent, any Renegade Hardware, Barcode or Ram, Tech Itch, Clipz, Calibre, Roni Size, Sub Focus, Otto Von Shirach, Aphex Twin , Squarepusher, Wolf Eyes, Venetian Snares. Anything so FUCKED UP AND DIRTY that the only way to dance appropriately is to gurn and shake your hand like your waving at a baby. Classical, Funk, Jazz, Reggae, Ragga, Grime, Breaks, Folk, Techno, Avant Garde mental shit, Minimalism, Pop, Blues, Rock, Sonn, High Life, Indian Classical, Bollywood. I fuckin' hate 60's Rock'n'roll doo wop buddy holly shit, and i fuckin hate Euro trance oohh oohh baby bullshit, no, i REALLY hate it.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, TopGun, L.O.T.R, Big Trouble in Little China, Goodfellas,Heathers, Breakfast Club, Highlander, Die Hard, The Running Man, Commando, Mullholand Drive, L.A. Story, Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Withnail and I, Frog Dreaming, Dragnet, Big, Flight of the Navigator, Police Academy (seriously), Casshern, Skallagrig, Predator, House Party, Boyz'n'tha Hood, The Warriors, Judgement Night, Leprechaun in the Hood, Spirited Away, Anything with Gary Oldman in it, i'm totally gay for Christian Bale, Star Wars (i like all of 'em so fuck you), Godfather 1&2. Any Terry Gilliam stuff. I don't want to admit it but I quite enjoyed Harry Potter. Legend, Enter the Dragon. Anything with Bill Murray, Dan Ackroyd, Steve Martin, Chevy Chase (i dig the eighties vibe). Anything with Bernie Mac in, that dude cracks me the fuck up! Waynes World, anything challenging, complicated, tastefully violent and stylish, hilarious or sexy and original. I like pretty much anything about the occult, especially the old fashioned anti-Satanic propaganda stuff from the seventies, funny shit...
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Where do i start?! The Dao Te Ching, The Satanic Bible, Everything You Know is Wrong, The Doors of Perception, any Bill Bryson, Ramsey Dukes, Alistair Crowley, Brett Easton Ellis and lots more besides. I'm really into reading and I collect occult stuff.
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