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About Me

I'VE TOTALLY SEEN TOOL AND YOU HAVN'T YOU FUCKS!! 3 TIMES!!!
MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then.And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........This is necessary.It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this.You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.
Tool - Disgustipated
take life way to seriously at times.
i have to be punctual. and know excactly what goes on and when/where/who.
i hate everything. not because im an emo. because life is shit.
im fair neurotic. and a narcassist
can be fair depressive.
almost schitzofrenic. (they call it paranoid and dillusional. with irrarional and schitzo-typal outbursts)
i have lost my faith in god.
apart from tht
im fair philosophical.
total free spirit. i'll do wht i want when i want. and go anywhere.
I LIKE BETTER MUSIC THAN MY DAD.......AND YOU....
i have amazing friends.
They keep going, "Are you working on another Tool album?" I'm like a mother on a table. I'm, like, giving birth to a baby, and you're asking me if I'm going to have another baby. Not right now, probably. Don't really feel like having sex right now, I'm having a fucking baby. I'm out here busting my ass; we're working hard on this. This is our new child; we're nurturing it, developing it and showing it to the world.
-Maynard James Keenan, 2006

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hey ...

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the 'One'
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again ...
Typical.

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Portishead - Mysterons - Manchester Apollo, 09/04/2008
Maynard James Keenan
Adam Jones
A Lizard Man So He Can Sell Me A Bearded Dragon...
Jim Morrison...but he's dead...
Billy Howerdel

Fight the norm, fuck the rules
Feed the brain, fight the fools
Burn the book, ban the bomb
Fight the fight, right the wrong
All the sticks, all the stones
All the clowns, all the clones
All the blood, all the bones,
Food for your brain

My Blog

stuff i feel like jotting down...

the weekend was awesome....except when i didnt see libby....i missed you....just coz...now you officially smell of rectum sweat :) seein josh was well mint. and jason an miles :) :) :) i dont see them...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:02:00 GMT

life is STILL wierd

A Perfect Circle - The Hollowthis is how i feel about somethings.....not just sex. or women. but, metaphorically these lyrics have meaning. Run desire run Sexual being Run him like a blade To and...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:32:00 GMT

orgasms and gods

have you, dear friends, ever wonder, why having an orgasm feel so good?well,it is because you hold the key of the heavens door...each time you cum...the heavens door is opened through YOU. hopefully y...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:40:00 GMT

everything

is going wrong. i dont know where i stand. i really dont know how to express myself... i have so many questions. i am waiting for an answer. when will it come. in what form??   what am i sup...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:17:00 GMT

Tings

Are a bit gay atm. Someone tell me how to fix it?
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 18:34:00 GMT

sophie "spo" lancaster

monday was the funeral of one of my best mates ever.sophie lancaster.why did she have to be taken fom us??she was one of the most amazing people ever. you will be deeply missed my friend.i miss her so...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:56:00 GMT

folisofizin

life.it's a game. a gamble. a casino? perhaps.a game of roulette? craps? poker? blackjack?perhaps...if you don't place tht ball, roll tht dice, turn tht hand, or ask "hit me"....HOW DO WE KNOW?we will...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:52:00 GMT

tool

saw tool tonight for the 3rd time. was amazing. obviously. set: Jambi Stinkfist (extended) Fortysix & 2 Schism (extended) Rosetta stoned *Interval of Merkaba and Ions* Flood Lateralus (extended) ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:50:00 GMT

damn carley boy!!!

this is what my mate alex is upto over the next 8 weeks....so fuckin jelous it's untrue....."In order to find myself and probably some other people I'm off to the heart of Indochina. Not to presume to...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 19:36:00 GMT

general shit

what's keeping it from utterly collapsing? you can only put duct tape and lipstick on it for so long before it sinks faster than a rock. how can it continue as if nothing were wrong? why aren't people...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:43:00 GMT