my room is full of cobwebs
i have a girlfriend who's way outta my league
an a cat that will kick your ass at super nintendo
i like-
big butts (and i cannot lie).
music (it's the best thing ever).
stars.
basketball.
the trap door.
boobies.
punk.
the shade.
tattoos.
haribo.
LSD (someone get me some).
(old school) hip hop.
cats.
cold things.
un natural hair colours.
tea (and, of course, biscuits).
red wine.
fire.
cocaine flavour doritos.
horror films (again, old school).
piercings.
bill hicks.
the dark.
things that glow in the dark.
porn films that parody the names of real films (glad he ate her, sex toy story).
crap jokes.
snapple.
using the word "fucknuckle".
strawberry pancakes (dont make me wait for them).
white russians.
super nintendo.
the moon (cos it is close to us).
sharks.
graffiti.
festivals.
flintstones chewable morphine.
cool haloween decorations.
short songs.
i don't like-
remakes of films.
abba.
having to walk past the fish shop in the mornin (or any other time of day).
washing dishes.
onions (and other things that pretend to be food and are clearly not).
the lord of the rings (sue me).
that fucking music that sounds like someone hitting a biscuit tin with a stick.
tiscali.
not getting festival tickets.
those two fucking women that reckon its ok for them to tell other women what to wear (it shouldn't bother me, but it DOES)
