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Mr. Cheez

MEOW meow MEow mEOw roooowwwrrrr

About Me

I was the last kitten left in a box of free kittens in front of a grocery store. Being irresistably cute, I was brought home to T-WreXXX instead of the headache medicine and pedialyte she had requested. I am quite possibly THE noisest cat you will ever meet. This tends to irritate my housemate Mr. Jello, and he will swat at me if I babble on for too long. I can be quite a spaz at times and am not too graceful. Bean bag chairs are a no-no. I will pee on them. And if someone were to PLOP! down on one, that's enough for me to practically jump out of my skin. I've heard people describe me as high-strung. Mostly I like being ruffed up and scratched on the head. I WILL bite you--but it is out of love. Being an orange cat, I am a little off. I am mostly blind, but get along quite well. Occasionally I'll run into a table leg or walk behind the door when I'm attempting to leave the room, but other that that you'd never know I can't see. I am really a very tiny tiger, vicious and stealthy.

My Interests

One of my favorite pastimes involves rolling around in stinky garmets of any kind, be they pants, boxers, hats, you name it, I'd love to rub my face in it. It does make me a bit crazed an wild tho. PLASTIC--I love plastic! It is one of the most delicious materials ever created. I especially enjoy feasting on Atomic Comics bags and that T-Mobile bag T-WreXXX has in her room. Really, any will do tho, except those bags you get from the grocery store. I have no interest in them, I need the GOOD STUFF.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is down with the ORANGE, likes to wrestle, and won't mind if bite them. Because I will. Repeatedly.

Music:

Music is nifty.

Movies:

Movies are swell. They sound neat.

Television:

Tee vee is ok. I suppose...can't see it but it sounds neat too.

Books:

If they come in a PLASTIC bag of somekind--comics do! Things from Borders usually do too! Sure I'm down with books.

Heroes:

Mr. Jello because he can see, and he comes up with the most diabolical plans! I am usually the one that carries them out, but he serves as a lookout...well he's not a very good lookout...nevermind.

My Blog

Thanks for the comments!!

To all my friends:  Thanks for stopping by and leaving me cool messages they sure make my day!  Unfortunately, when the codes expire or change all these icky boxes are left :>(  So, I'...
Posted by Mr. Cheez on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:32:00 PST

Re: Shots...

Hah! Jello had to go get shots!! They don't even let me in the vets office anymore. I have to go to the big emergency type animal hospital. Jello may think HE'S the boss, but I REALLY showed em! ...
Posted by Mr. Cheez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST