PooPooWinkles

i am a contortionist, i like to shake my body and meowpurr at the birds, i twitch unexpectedly, i rub my face on anyone who smells worthy, i am arrogant and think the whole world is mine, when i escape through the big brown flat square trees i get scared and cry at the bottom of the fuzzy blocks set up as an obstacle course beyond those trees, the humans like me and feed me little x's of hardened meat in a dish with water, i have gotten very fat since my female human friend left me with the man, but she is back now so i will go on a diet. i like to sleep on her face and walk in circles all over her while she sleeps, i am annoying like that. i like to lick between my stinky toes. i love to sit on laps and on papers or anything that may be going on that humans are busy with or working on. i like to poop, eat bugs, and chomp on mandarin oranges.