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clifford

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

i am fat. i used to be fatter. that's fat with an "f" and a "ph". also, mice are delicious.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

mice to eat, bugs to torture, people with food i can steal, bags of bread left unprotected on a low countertop

My Blog

mmmm....dirt

a couple of months ago i ate some dirt out of a plant. not just a little, but a whole lot. it was good. don't get me wrong, i'm not a total idiot, so i won't do it again, but it served a purpose.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jun 2004 18:23:00 GMT