The Masked Enigma - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Rick is an author of strange and twisted fiction. He lives in a very small town in the Finger Lakes region of N.Y. Rick lives with his wife, daughter, two sons, two birds , and a live un-mumified cat named Kitty. He likes to wear a Mexican wrestling mask while he writes. He types with one hand, and likes drinking beer.
I also like chainsaws, demolition derbies, and Joe Coleman's art.
Rick Spearman's Writing Credits:
My Story "Birthday Stan the Mother F@#king Man" is now in Wrecthed and Violent #4 Birthday Stan
My Stories "Weird Bob and Bus" are now in Wretched and Violent #5 Weird Bob and Bus
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"Rick's writing is the way I like it; fast, loud, and weird!" Screaming Lord Butch Audacity(A minor Great Old One spreading chaos among you hairless apes. A elemental force affecting the biosphere. An agent for evolutionary change.).
"Just read the new story...F---in' Brilliant!! Have to tell ya that I just started simultaneously laughing and crying at the same time as I read this at the library...I had a slight headache this morning ...but now it's miraculously subsided...the power of white trash literature in action....You're a fucking healer Rick." Wheez Von Klaw (Rock n Roll /Comic book artist).
"I love the new story, so far. It's amazing how many cool references and images you put into such a small space. I can't wait to see how this story turns out." Beezely from Nautical Disaster.
"You Damn Punk! If you don't stop speaking of the Secret Order I'll strangle you with your own entrails." Finnerty the defrocked, alcoholic, time travelling priest.

My Interests

Horror, writing, reading, and all things strange.Chaos.

Mummy Cat

Andy Kaufman

I'd like to meet:

Writers of any genre. Misfits, Drunkards, and those who stray from the straight and narrow. Embracers of Chaos.

Music:

Ramones, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Old Punk music and Outlaw Country. Henry Rollins, Black Flag, and Fear. Ministry. AC/DC. Black Sabbath. Angry Samoans. Los Straightjackets. White Zombie, Antiseen, Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, The Offspring, The Pogues, Rage Against the Machine, Suicidal Tendancies, The Vandals,X, Flipper, D.R.I, Circle Jerks. Butthole Surfers. Dead Kennedys. Motorhead. Beastie Boys. Bad Religion. Slayer. Ice T. Body Count. The Eels. Godsmack. The Offspring. Pixies. Nirvana. The Streets. Warlock Pincers, Screaming Lord Butch and his Howling Monkeymen, Mutanis,The lowest of the low

Movies:

Taxi Driver, Evil Dead, Bubba HoTep, Phantasm. Army of Darkness. Repo Man. Straight to Hell, Shaun of the Dead, Dogtown and ZBoys,Lords of Dogtown, Lord of Illusions,Street Trash, Redneck Zombies, Enter The Dragon,Road to Perdition, Rollerball, Over the Edge(1979), River's Edge, Barfly,Kingpin, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Super Troopers.

Television:

The Night Stalker(original series). Twilight Zone. Tales from the Darkside. Outer Limits. X-files. The Lone gunmen. Deadwood.

Books:

Favorite authors:Fran Friel, Bailey Hunter, Christina Faust,Gina Ranalli, Teri Jacobs, Lynn Polvino,Clive Barker, Philip K. Dick, Stephen King, Dennis Etchison, Joe Lansdale, Charles Bukowski, H.P. Lovecraft, Hunter Thompson, Carl Hiaasen, Jim Carroll, John Fante, Kurt Vonnegut, Kilgore Trout, Robert Anton Wilson, William Gibson,The Illuminatus Trilogy,Steven "Jesse" Bernstein,

Comics and Publications: From Parts Unknown, Genetic Disorder, Watchmen, Preacher, Sandman, Lobo,Transmetropolitan, Eightball, Mad Magazine, National Lampoon

Heroes:

Andy Kaufman, Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, Johnny Cash, Sabu. Those who Die Young.

My Blog

New Painting

Stage 1Stage2Stage 3 Finished9x12 Acrylic and Ink Collage...
Posted by The Masked Enigma on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:49:00 PST

1st Painting

I painted this as a Christmas present for my daughter Sadie, based on her character "Polky the Lost Queen" a purple spotted, pink, winged, polka dot. She really likes it.I added the Mini-Chtulu frolic...
Posted by The Masked Enigma on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:49:00 PST

ROBERT ANTON WILSON: Maybe Logic

If you would like to hear a bit of wisdom from Robert Anton Wilson is a short little film. Go here and find out who makes the grass green: ROBERT ANTON WILSON: Maybe Logic ...
Posted by The Masked Enigma on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:43:00 PST

Upcoming Posts and "Why the name change, Masked Man?"

What's new in the Masked Man's Universe for 2007 First "Why the name change?" Answer: At the risk of confusing people and being cryptic, it is a note to myself to continue writing about, The Enig...
Posted by The Masked Enigma on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST

Satan's Bowels 13 (Final Chapter)

Satan's Bowels Chapter 13 Pat was still running, shorts in hand, naked as a jaybird, when the white Camaro swerved in front ...
Posted by The Masked Enigma on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:32:00 PST

Satan's Bowels Chapter 12

Satan's Bowels 12.1 Grint licked the nacho cheese out of the bottom of his second nacho Grande from Wilson Farms. The thick ...
Posted by The Masked Enigma on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:02:00 PST

Satan's Bowels 11.2

Satan's Bowels 11.2 Pat and Grint scaled the 300 foot ladder with lactic acid boiling in every muscle fiber in their bodies, ...
Posted by The Masked Enigma on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:04:00 PST

Satan's Bowels Chapter 23 R.A.W Eulogy

Satan's Bowels Chapter 23 R.A.W. a Eulogy Flash-forward to 1/11/2007 5:00 p.m. A middle aged Homewrecker is preparing to...
Posted by The Masked Enigma on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:15:00 PST

Satan's Bowels 11.1

Satan's Bowels Chapter 11.1 Henry was exhausted, the bowel ripping diarrhea from the rancid green hot dogs had passed, now a...
Posted by The Masked Enigma on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST

Satan's Bowels Chapter 10

Satan's Bowels Chapter 10 &nbs p; Flashback to August 2, 1991. Pat Spertz was a blonde haired blue eyed, all American boy next door, most chi...
Posted by The Masked Enigma on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST