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My pictures tell the story of my life. Check in to see today's installment of As The Karmic Boomerang Turns...
As for what else of me that can be contained in a little square box...I'm a sweet-talkin, sexy-walkin, honky tonkin baby. Don't let my affection for country music fool you - there's Dixie in my soul, but my attitude is pure New York. I am gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked. I love being a woman and enjoy both pampering myself and doing my own home improvements and have ruined many manicures for a good cause. I wear my hair long and loose because I like the way it feels on my back. I have faith in the Big Picture and know that stupidity in a woman is unfeminine. I find flatulents and people falling down endlessly funny. I can get your grandma to curse and I'll probably flirt with your Paw. I have a certain duende that will make your belly tighten when you see me in action - for the first time or the thousandth. *I don't know what a feminist is, I only know that I get called that when I differentiate myself from a prostitute or a doormat.* I choose to laugh when life gets ridiculously ridiculous. I'm not mean, you're just a sissy. I don't want to be good, I want to be whole.I am unlike anything you have experienced before.
Harridan ..HAIR-uh-din.., noun:
A worn-out strumpet; a vixenish woman; a hag.
What type of gay man are you?
The Girl:When you saw "Clueless" for the first time, it changed your life. Finally, a movie that really understands the true subtlety of being that fabulous, and the trauma that comes along with it. Shopping is your life blood. You are the back bone of the gay culture. But, remember, you're a strong gay man. Not a strong black woman... Your opposite is: The ClosetedYou're most compatible with: The Socialite, The Well-adjusted
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You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people that like you are cultish about it
What Famous Pinup Are You?
Fancypants will go to jail for ...
Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children
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You Are The Moon
You represent the unconscious side of life, what happens in dreams.
You are capable of great genius - but also of great madness.
Emotions tend to be primal for you, both your fears and your fantasies.
Your intuition is always right, listening to it is the difficult part.
Your fortune:
You are about to embark on a very important journey - and a very difficult one.
Some of your deepest dreams will be realized, as well as some of your deepest nightmares.
Follow your creativity and visions; stay away from your weaknesses.
You are taking a voyage to the center of yourself, and you may be pleasantly surprised by what you discover.
What Tarot Card Are You?
...and I really like taking quizzes.
