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Baroness Eva von Slüt

Everybody needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

About Me

Andre Williams once told me, "You the biggest, baddest, blondest bitch in Vegas." And really, who are you to argue with that?

I'm an asshole elitist music snob and alcoholic. That's really about it.

Check out my bands!
The White Barons!

Thee Merry Widows have finished our new album, "The Devil's Outlaws! Look for it on People Like You Records.

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My Interests

DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT, motherfuckers!!!
PILL POPPING,
being adored,
being an asshole elitist music snob,
drinking myself into oblivion,
SHOOTING GUNS and target practice,
travelling the world,
my military uniform fetish and fur fetish,
skinny guys with pointy hipbones,
old-fashioned girdles,
compulsively re-ordering my Netflix,
CANNIBALISM and the occult,
doing retarded things at 4 in the morning,
hare-brained schemes,
indulgence,
being a total toy nerd,
weird and cute Japanese toys,
art by Pushead,
VAMPIRA (R.I.P),
vintage style stockings,
OLD COUNTRY BUFFET, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
being self-absorbed,
peanut M & M's
guys with drugs/money,
champagne,
rhinestones,
fake hair/wigs,
drugs,
WHISKEY,
BEER,
drinking,
trying to quit drinking and failing miserably

I'd like to meet:



The buff, greased up, chain-wearing saxophone player from the Lost Boys :P

"We Greeks Invented democracy." "You also invented homos!"

Music:



Fields of the Nephilim,
ENTOMBED!!,
Grave,
Pungent Stench,
Carcass,
Demented Are Go,
the Misfits,
Thee Merry Widows and White Barons,
My Fave Swedes DEAD CITY ROCKERS! :P
LONG TALL TEXANS!!!!!!!!,
AC/DC,
carl perkins,
Legendary Raw Deal,
THE DEMONICS (if there was any justice in the world The Demonics would be multimilionare rockstars),
THIN LIZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
Deadbolt,
The Rezurex,
London After Midnight,
Hellacopters,
ArnoCorps,
Jon Wayne,
Whiskey Dick Darryls,
Mad Sin,
X-mal Duetschland,
Eva O.,
English Beat,
MOTORHEAD,
Blazing Haley,
Sloppy Seconds,
Rose Tattoo,
Teenage Harlets,
Buck Owens,
ANTISEEN!!!!!!/Hammerlock/anything C.O.S.,
The Chop Tops,
Hank Williams,
pre-Hysteria era Def Leppard,
Long Tall Texans,
Harry Belafonte,
DANZIG,
GEORGE JONES totally rules it,
Alien Sex Fiend,
Tammy fukkin' Wynette,
David Allen Coe,
Electric Frankenstein,
The Hookers,
FEAR,
Jimmy Cliff,
Did I mention THIN LIZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:


GIALLO HORROR!!!

Mexican Horror!

Romero Zombie movies!!!

CANNIBAL MOVIES!!!

Rosemary's Baby,
Spaghetti Westerns (I love Sergio Leone),
Universal Monster Movies,
HAMMER HORROR films,
Fearless Vampire Killers,
Return of the Living Dead,
The Wolf Man,
Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!,
Death Race 2000,
Smokey and the Bandit ,
mostly anything with Bill Murray or Steve Buscemi in it.

Television:

I just discovered the awesome powers of Walker, Texas Ranger!!! If that ain't good American TV I don't know what is :P

True Crime shit (City Confidential, American Justice, all that A&E murder shit, etc) is mostly what I watch when I can,
otherwise YOU KNOW I LOVE the Golden Girls,
old cartoons,
Curb Your Enthusiasm,
Arrested Development,
No Reservations,
Hogan's Heroes was pretty badass.

Books:

Death Scenes,
Catcher in the Rye,
Corpse; Nature, Forensics, and the Struggle to Pinpoint Time of Death,
Go Cat Go!,
Exile on Main Street,
Answer Me!,
Hollywood Babylon,
Severed (the Black Dahlia Story),
Famous Monsters of Filmland,
Anton LaVey wrote some good stuff,
I like to read but never ever any time....

Heroes:

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My Blog

My column in Frauleinwunder Magazine

Have you have ever been ordering your Netflix and wondered "What would Eva watch?" Ever been curious what kind of sextoys you need for your upcoming tryst? Well let me make your life simpler. You can ...
Posted by Baroness Eva von Slüt on Sat, 10 May 2008 03:32:00 PST

Proud to be part of the burlesque debate

I happened upon this debate over the pros and cons of burlesque via the feminist veiwpoint.Here is one reviewer's take on burlesque....I've always been a fan of burlesque even before the recent reviva...
Posted by Baroness Eva von Slüt on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:49:00 PST

Books with me in them, if you are so inclined....

It occured to me I should post these, so my ever loyal fans can buy these.... I LIKE BOOKS THAT HAVE PICTURES OF ME IN THEM! HERE ARE A FEW.....This book is one of the best on the burlesque movement a...
Posted by Baroness Eva von Slüt on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:22:00 PST

MAKING ME YOUR FRIEND

If you are interested in "friending" me here, I have a few things to clear up.First of all, I am EXTREMELY busy. I often have many people who request to add me who I do not know. If your photo does no...
Posted by Baroness Eva von Slüt on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:10:00 PST

My uncle, the racecar driver

Hey everyone-My uncle Fuzzy "The Hound" Fassbender was recently inducted into the Wisconsin Stock Car Hall of FameHe was an amazing driver who brought home the gold on the Modified Stock Car/ "Funny C...
Posted by Baroness Eva von Slüt on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:02:00 PST

Buck got it right....

They just don't know how lost I feel without youMy teardrops never see the light of dayI laugh and joke each time they talk about youBut if they heard my heart they'd hear it sayExcuse me I think I've...
Posted by Baroness Eva von Slüt on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:21:00 PST

The White Barons on the cover of the Guardian

If you missed it, or don't live in the Bay Area, you can read the cover story about the White Barons from the Guardian here   http://www.sfbg.com/entry.php?entry_id=4371    ...
Posted by Baroness Eva von Slüt on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:36:00 PST

New interview with Tattooed Chicks.com

Check out my online interview with Tattooed Chicks.com http://www.tattooedchicks.co.uk/intervieweva.php
Posted by Baroness Eva von Slüt on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:37:00 PST

White Barons Jan 2007 tour

Check us out on tour! Jan 10 2007 8:00P Willhemina's, Sacramento Sacramento, CA Jan 11 2007 8:00P Hideaway Lounge, Reno NV Reno, NV Jan 12 2007 8:00P The Scene, Glendale CA Glendale,...
Posted by Baroness Eva von Slüt on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:41:00 PST

The White Barons sign to GEARHEAD RECORDS!!!

Look for my band The White Barons' upcoming release "Up All Night With the White Barons" on Gearhead Records, available Feb 20th.... Check us out on MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/whitebarons Gearh...
Posted by Baroness Eva von Slüt on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:11:00 PST