I'd like to meet:
Oscar Wilde, Kristin Hirsh, Julie Burchill, Mark E Smith, David Lynch.
Music:
SHOUTY GIRL-PUNK RULES! "You don't like nice music" (SM). "You only like stuff that's wilfully obtuse" (SD). "You only like awkward" (SB). "You're a cunt" (SD) "you're a sad cunt who rushes into things too quickly" (AAB) DIE! DIE! DIE!, The Chap, Park Attack, Bikini Kill, Huggy Bear, The Young Knives, Franz Ferdinand, mclusky, Liars, Dada Swing, Kania Teiffer, Cantankerous, Xerox Teens, Earth, PiL, Gang of Four, The Cure, Sonic Youth, Shellac, Girls against Boys, The Fall, Stereolab, Manic Cough, The Hot Puppies, REM, David Bowie, Gertrude, Biere, Shrag, Crack Und Ultra Eczema, Erase Errata, Theoretical Girl, Trouble vs Glue, Paradise Island, Ladyfuzz, Kaito, Goldfrapp, Girls against Boys, Acoustic Ladyland, The Stooges, Chemical Brothers, Pavement, PJ Harvey, The Ken Ardley Playboys, Crimes of the Future, CSS, Jesus Lizard, Nirvana, Pixies, Throwing Muses, 50ft Wave, Electrelane, Nick Cave, The Birthday Party, The Grates, Echo and the Bunnymen (first four albums), The Holy Bible (MSP), The Art Goblins, Talking Heads, The Pop Group, The Human League, Magazine, The Slits, Joy Division, Wire, Art Brut, and anyone else that I either can't remember, or haven't heard yet...
Movies:
Eraserhead
Television:
Seinfeld, Father Ted, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Cracker, Cheers, Frasier, The Prisoner, Twin Peaks, etc
Books:
Burroughs, Bukowski, Amis, Self, Chomski, DBC Pierre, John Irving, Fitzgerald, Hardy, Dostoevsky, Dickens, Kafka, Iain Banks, + more, when I get the time...
Heroes:
Mark E Smith, Charles Bukowski, Oscar Wilde, Picasso, Vernon God Little, Hunter S Thompson, friends who wish me well and who are happy that something is finally going right for me, Michael Stipe, Kristin Hirsh, Julie Burchill, The Joker, King Kong.