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Chunkybaboon

Not only am I a master of suspense, but I...

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Online Status IconsShit! got me. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm?????Well, I'm kinda tall, thin and told that I look "a wee bit intense" by people who don't know me, don't let that worry ya though, I'm nice really.Grew up in the arsehole of the North East, floating between Stakeford, Bedlington, Ashington and the surrounding mutant vacuums. Thus began the interest, nay, obsession with music. Fuck all else to do, unless you like drinking "White Piss" cider and standing in bus stops spitting.Can usually be found in Legends of a weekend, upside down in a corner.Music taste just got wider and wider, to the point that people look at me record collection "a little bit worried".Also totally in love with horror films, the old type Italian chunkblowers, not this awful rehashed Hollywood "Scream" cuntage. Fulci = The Man!Bang into all things Japanese too, anything that makes me think can only be a good thing.

My Interests

Music, been in bands since I were 15.Been crushing skulls with these guys for the last 8 years or so www.myspace.com/theflamineights. Recently started exploring my more brutal side with - www.myspace.com/dyssdainMovies, massive Zombie fan. Like wierd Japanese stuff too.Like to go out as much as the pence allows which at the moment ain't too much.Driving REALLY fast.

I'd like to meet:

Hell, I'll talk to anyone.

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Music:

..Massively Eclectic. Bring on the obligatory list!Satyricon, Social Distortion, Mike Ness, Murderdolls, Anthrax, Slipknot, Gluecifer, Alabama 3, Supersuckers, Nailbomb, Exodus, Seigmen, Zeromancer, Senseless Things, At the Gates, Guitar Wolf, Balzac, MCM,Bloodsucking Zombies from Outer Space, Hellacopters, Backyard Babies, John Zorn, The Haunted, The Crown, Angelo Badelamenti, Killdozer, Cop Shoot Cop, Skinny Puppy, Young Gods, New bomb Turks, Vent 414, Brutal Truth, Misfits, Primus, Col Claypools Bucket of Bernie Brains, Maiden, The Pleasure Fuckers, Reverend Horton Heat, Devin Townsend, Exhorder, Genocide SS, Deicide, Shihad, Skyscraper, Samael and shitloads more that I can't be arsed to type out.

Movies:

Zombies, Italian Horror, Asian wierdness.............MainlyFavorites - Dawn of the dead (original), The beyond, City of the living dead, Ichi The Killer, Dead or alive Trilogy, Ong-Bak, Bodyguard, Wild Zero, New York Ripper, Lost Highway, Old Boy, Fire walk With Me, Nightmares in a Damaged Brain. Loads more but you get the general idea.

Television:

Twin Peaks, Catterick (Anything with Vic and Bob in), Look around you, Dare to Believe, Monkey dust, Alan Partridge,Shameless, CSI, ECW. Dont really watch much tv, rather get the dvd then don't have to wait 'til next week ;)

Books:

The Dice Man, Beyond Terror - The Films of Lucio Fulci, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Tropic of Capricorn, The Wasp Factory, Espedair Street, TV Go home.

Heroes:

Don't go looking for 'em.

My Blog

Bored as a Tractor!!!

New job doesn't start for another 2 weeks, starting to lose it already.   Any suggestions welcome. Answers on a postcard, written in hens, attatched to John Suchet and barrelled through the 5th g...
Posted by Chunkybaboon on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:17:00 PST

Good Advice

Three Steps To Success - The Doctor Fred Malalavich Way!Doctor Fred MalalavichGreetings ladies and gentlemen, I am the esteemed Doctor Fred Malalavich. I'm positive you have heard my name before, my w...
Posted by Chunkybaboon on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:11:00 PST

How to get complaints (looooonnnnnggggg!!!)

As I lay in bed last night (this morning actually), my somewhat diseased, and some might say unholy, mind suddenly came wheezing back to (un)life and left me with an idea that will bring me fame and f...
Posted by Chunkybaboon on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:34:00 PST

Old Cuntage

I keep telling you, mother, it's got too many knees!!!!!!!! The friggin' sideboard will never cope with it! as Jesus once said.Anyway, I spent a great deal of this very day thumbing through the yellow...
Posted by Chunkybaboon on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:19:00 PST

New Year

Happy new year, you lot. Had a good'un, hooned it around with me pals, bringing down the tone of several pubs. Ended up at someone's house for a "party", no idea who they were. Got some strange looks,...
Posted by Chunkybaboon on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:09:00 PST

DAMN!

Alchohol poisoning, great fun. ARGGGHHH!!!!!! Bad Sheet!!!!!! Special Brew/White Lightening snakeys, just say no.
Posted by Chunkybaboon on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:55:00 PST